1 posted on
11/29/2004 1:59:06 PM PST by
Clive
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2 posted on
11/29/2004 1:59:29 PM PST by
Clive
To: Clive
What a pointless article.
3 posted on
11/29/2004 2:00:59 PM PST by
July 4th
(A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
To: Clive
Super-reliable:
4 posted on
11/29/2004 2:02:57 PM PST by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: Clive
My sister's idea of automotive maintenance is putting gas in the car!
5 posted on
11/29/2004 2:03:00 PM PST by
Rummyfan
To: Clive
So she wants to remain clueless and at the mercy of men in more ways than one? DUh!
7 posted on
11/29/2004 2:03:36 PM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
(Stay safe in the "sandbox" Greg!)
To: Clive
This is pretty much how my wife snagged me. (Good God, Why would you put oil in your power steering pump?)
8 posted on
11/29/2004 2:03:51 PM PST by
bad company
(I'm a new Grandpa.)
To: Clive
...my tire pressure (um, my tire pressure measuring stick is broken)... The correct technical term for this is "tire pressure thingy." I prefer to use my own method for checking tire pressure, but it works best at night. Metal rims. When you see sparks it's a fair indication your tire pressure's too low.
To: Clive
It couldn't be low on oil... the light didn't come on.
To: Clive
should've filled up the blinker fluid.
11 posted on
11/29/2004 2:05:14 PM PST by
Rakkasan1
(Justice of the Piece: Hope IS on the way...)
To: Clive
Probably talking about her husband, and slamming him for NOT doing what she says once again!
13 posted on
11/29/2004 2:05:46 PM PST by
SFC Chromey
(13 months in Iraq and of COURSE I voted for BUSH!)
To: Clive
The thing you don't want to know about cars is that every time you drive one, you've placed yourself in a steel box with a controlled explosion in front of you, a highly flammable liquid behind you, and you're moving at 60 mph amid strangers who may or may not be depressed, insane or morons. Who thought this concept up, again?
15 posted on
11/29/2004 2:06:45 PM PST by
durasell
(Friends are so alarming, My lover's never charming...)
To: Clive
Somebody got paid for writing this?
To: Clive
> But before the traffic subsided for long enough to cross
> to the other side of the highway, some guy had already
> pulled over, put on my spare and asked me out for coffee.
So we know:
a. female, and
b. somewhere towards the right on the
Helen_Thomas-to-Supermodel scale.
The other 94.03% of the population need to maintain their cars.
To: Clive
I've always loved these people: "I ride 'em, but I don't work on 'em."
Suckers the second they walk into any shop.
21 posted on
11/29/2004 2:08:44 PM PST by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2004, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Clive
I swear they all went to the same prep school.
24 posted on
11/29/2004 2:10:07 PM PST by
frithguild
(Withdraw from the 1967 Treaty on the Exploration an Use of Outer Space - Establish Private Property)
To: Clive
Okay I'll bite. This is a "blond joke" isn't it?
Muleteam1
To: Clive
Geez, this woman makes single women look bad!
When I was single I used to routinely change my own oil, brake pads, thermostat, etc. And I'm not a woofer like Helen Thomas - I just like cars :lol:.
LQ
To: Clive
I like this woman.
Suppressed masochism, maybe?
32 posted on
11/29/2004 2:17:57 PM PST by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
To: Clive
I never check my oil (I forget)
Patrycja Romanowska:
Someday when you run out of oil while crossing the desert, and you spin a bearing, and get a $5000 bill for a new short block you won't forget anymore...
34 posted on
11/29/2004 2:18:17 PM PST by
chainsaw
( ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - H. Clinton))
To: Clive
Why do they all look at me funny when I take my computer in to one of those places that does "Computer Spin Balancing" ??
When I ask to have it spin-balanced, they laugh at me...
36 posted on
11/29/2004 2:18:37 PM PST by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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