A female blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was Pulled over by a woman cop who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she asked. The cop replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the cop. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde cop looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
A blonde was riding in a car with a redhead. They stopped at a traffic light. The redhead looked over at the sidewalk and saw a man walking out of the florist, and exclaimed, "Oh @#$#&#*!!!!"
"What's wrong?" said the blonde. "Who is that?"
"That's my boyfriend, bringing me another dozen roses. He does that all the time."
"So? What's wrong with that? I love roses, don't you?" said the blonde.
"Yes," said the redhead. "But now I will have my legs up in the air for three days."
The blonde thought for a minute, and turned to the redhead and said.....
"Why don't you just get a vase?"