A blonde was riding in a car with a redhead. They stopped at a traffic light. The redhead looked over at the sidewalk and saw a man walking out of the florist, and exclaimed, "Oh @#$#&#*!!!!"
"What's wrong?" said the blonde. "Who is that?"
"That's my boyfriend, bringing me another dozen roses. He does that all the time."
"So? What's wrong with that? I love roses, don't you?" said the blonde.
"Yes," said the redhead. "But now I will have my legs up in the air for three days."
The blonde thought for a minute, and turned to the redhead and said.....
"Why don't you just get a vase?"
Oh my!!! I'm laughing my head off, THAT one is too much!!