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1 posted on 11/24/2004 1:16:34 PM PST by Capitalism2003
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I've see this somewhere before...I think...


2 posted on 11/24/2004 1:18:04 PM PST by Edgerunner (The left ain't right. Hand me that launch pickle...)
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LOL...someone posted this at the DU and they are just going NUTS over it!
3 posted on 11/24/2004 1:20:29 PM PST by West Coast Conservative
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Canada needs people to pick their crops and wash their dishes.
Let the liberals go.


4 posted on 11/24/2004 1:21:31 PM PST by counterpunch (The CouNTeRPuNcH Collection - www.counterpunch.us)
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"The re-election of President Bush is prompting the exodus among Left leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O' Reilly."

What is WITH these people? I couldn't give less of a damn WHAT these dopes do, but they all seem to think someone cares enough about them to actually require them to hunt or pray. Self-centered idiots.

5 posted on 11/24/2004 1:22:11 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Enough with the Blue/Red State stuff already, it's inaccurate, lazy thinking.)
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LOL!


6 posted on 11/24/2004 1:22:21 PM PST by The_Republican
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LOL!..and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies.

...I didn't there were any. ...stupid ones, but good ones?

7 posted on 11/24/2004 1:32:37 PM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :)
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They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though.

The spoof would have flown except for this line. Everyone knows only conservatives drink California and Australian red wines. The liberals would have had French wine, with an imported Brie.

9 posted on 11/24/2004 1:47:13 PM PST by FredZarguna (Free markets. Free Speech. Free Minds. But no Free Lunch.)
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He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken

ROFLMAO!

10 posted on 11/24/2004 1:50:47 PM PST by DirtyHarryY2K (Perversion is not a civil right.)
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"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, We get suspicious about their age, an official said."

LOL!


11 posted on 11/24/2004 1:55:47 PM PST by MplsSteve
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It was written by Joe Blundo in the Columbus Dispatch on 11/16/04; Entitled: Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers.
12 posted on 11/24/2004 1:57:36 PM PST by Alia
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The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada Has
intensified in the past week


What a tragedy that this isn't true.

But liberals are sort of like roaches, the damned things never leave.
Even in lean times.
Especially when working folks are too compassionate to put them out of their
misery. With pharmaceuticals like "Terminalin" which was listed in
"National Lampoon" years ago. (available in .22 caliber short or long-rifle).
13 posted on 11/24/2004 2:00:55 PM PST by VOA
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... all the good Susan Sarandon movies. There is such a thing???
22 posted on 11/24/2004 4:22:48 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Democrats: Tolerant of all people and opinions. Except me & mine - Conservative, Christian.)
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Illegal Immigration Overwhelms Canadian Authorities (American Liberals fleeing the country)

My cup truly runnith over.

*Wipes away tears of joy*

It is everything I ever dreamed it could be. They're leaving!

23 posted on 11/24/2004 4:27:16 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (I shall follow your advise to the letter...the day I replace my brain with a cauliflower.)
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I'm going to print this out and share it with my lefty relatives today...mwahaha ;)


25 posted on 11/25/2004 10:55:04 AM PST by Capitalism2003
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"Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR."

While wearing panties on their heads! LOL!

29 posted on 11/25/2004 11:29:35 AM PST by BobS
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"Would that it were so, Larry."


30 posted on 11/25/2004 11:40:39 AM PST by Snickersnee (Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket???)
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This is GREAT. cc:Rush


31 posted on 11/25/2004 12:50:16 PM PST by wizr (Let's put Christ back in Christmas. Love is the most wonderful gift.)
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Very funny post, I wish progressives and democrats were as goofy as all that. I suspect that believing in their beliefs as much as any republican they will just fight harder. After all, the best of them are patriots however misguided they may seem. I really loved the part about Rush on the loudspeakers to frighten them off. LOL


33 posted on 11/25/2004 1:32:01 PM PST by dog breath
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