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Votergate Continues 3,900 Down. 3,996,100 To Go—Kerry Closes in on Victory
MoveOnPlease.org ^ | 11/23/04 | National Lampoon

Posted on 11/23/2004 5:39:54 PM PST by NationalLampoonguy

Votergate Continues 3,900 Down. 3,996,100 To Go—Kerry Closes in on Victory

Now a mere twenty days after Bush's alleged win, we here at MoveOnPlease continue to not give up the good fight in uncovering the massive voting fraud that cost us the election. It is more important than ever that we don't leave one ballot unturned to find every potential Kerry vote. Our dedicated volunteer investigators continue to ferret out, ballot by ballot, any missing disenfranchised votes. And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet, remember, readers: slow and steady wins the race.

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TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: comedy; funny; moveonplease; nationallampoon; politicalsatire; voterfraud
Votergate Continues 3,900 Down. 3,996,100 To Go—Kerry Closes in on Victory

Now a mere twenty days after Bush's alleged win, we here at MoveOnPlease continue to not give up the good fight in uncovering the massive voting fraud that cost us the election. It is more important than ever that we don't leave one ballot unturned to find every potential Kerry vote. Our dedicated volunteer investigators continue to ferret out, ballot by ballot, any missing disenfranchised votes. And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet, remember, readers: slow and steady wins the race.

1 posted on 11/23/2004 5:39:55 PM PST by NationalLampoonguy
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To: NationalLampoonguy
That site is hillarious. This is one of my favorite adds....


2 posted on 11/23/2004 5:43:14 PM PST by lormand (Dead People Vote DemocRAT)
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To: NationalLampoonguy

Hmmmmmm

This smells like a Troll post

I feel a Zot coming on


3 posted on 11/23/2004 5:43:58 PM PST by 100American
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To: lormand

LOL! That's hilarious!


4 posted on 11/23/2004 5:45:36 PM PST by NRA2BFree (SAVE AMERICA! KICK THE UN AND THE ILLEGALS OUT NOW!!)
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To: 100American

It's funny..


5 posted on 11/23/2004 5:46:52 PM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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To: 100American
Read a little closer.

moveonplease.org

It's parody.
6 posted on 11/23/2004 5:48:53 PM PST by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval.)
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To: NationalLampoonguy
"Our dedicated volunteer investigators continue to ferret out, ballot by ballot, any missing disenfranchised votes. And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet, remember, readers: slow and steady wins the race."

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

ROFLMAO!

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

And while we, admittedly, haven't found any yet,

Oh I can't stop. LOLOLOLOL!!!

7 posted on 11/23/2004 5:49:07 PM PST by SiVisPacemParaBellum (Peace through superior firepower!)
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To: lormand

Ha ha ha

8 posted on 11/23/2004 5:51:34 PM PST by petercooper (Remember, most liberal "intellectuals" are simply educated beyond their intelligence.)
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To: Sofa King

oooops

Gettin a little trigger happy these days, not too proud to say sorry!

SORRY!!

And it is very funny


9 posted on 11/23/2004 5:54:39 PM PST by 100American
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To: NationalLampoonguy

It might be best to have all the votes sent directly to moveonplease.org for safekeeping. The electronic ones, we could just empty the routers of packets and put 'em in a sack.


10 posted on 11/23/2004 5:54:55 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: NationalLampoonguy

This was my favorite site of the 2004 election season. Maybe you should do a Suicide Day theme on January 20th. LOL


11 posted on 11/23/2004 5:58:25 PM PST by Nataku X (Lord, please guide President Bush, and please protect our soldiers in Fallujah.)
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To: NationalLampoonguy

Gotta ping this one!


12 posted on 11/23/2004 6:34:34 PM PST by NonLinear ("If not instantaneous, then extrordinarily fast" - Galileo re. speed of light. circa 1600)
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To: NationalLampoonguy

They keep counting and counting...


13 posted on 11/23/2004 6:35:28 PM PST by The Duke
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To: Sofa King

that site is hysterical...click on the "Err America" link...you will laugh your butt off it is sooo true!


14 posted on 11/23/2004 6:54:29 PM PST by God luvs America (When the silent majority speaks the earth trembles!)
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To: NationalLampoonguy
This "News" headline...[snicker] It's so bad it's good:

Kerry Announces He May Run Again in '08 - Entire GOP experiences mass synchronized premature ejaculation

15 posted on 11/23/2004 11:50:14 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (DUmmies: You keep visualizing a Kerry win...we'll lead the world and beat the terrorists. Mmmmkay?)
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To: 100American

wrong......


16 posted on 11/24/2004 4:12:13 AM PST by beyond the sea (ab9usa4uandme)
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