Not for nothing is Thomas Oliphant known as the bow tied bum kisser
"In just a few minutes of oratory while the rain plastered down his hair, the former president managed to say more of consequence than any other political figure has blabbered since the latest ugly election season mercifully ended."
Damn, this guy sounds like he wishes he had been Monica Lewinsky.
Too bad Oliphant didn't list a few specific examples. Could it be that there weren't any? I don't recall anything X42 said of consequence in 8 years.
"The Natural" is the wrong movie for Clinton. Try "The Grifters" or "The Flim-Flam Man" and you're getting warmer.
"the former president managed to say more of consequence than any other political figure has blabbered since the latest ugly election season mercifully ended".
I think this sentence perfectly captures a liberal's sense of what is important. Bubba gives a good speech. That's it. There's no more to it than that. It's not what he accomplished. It's what he says. The saying of it, whatever "it" is, is what's important. Good intentions count for more than results. Good speeches count for more than actions.
That's what liberal's need. Soothing words, not harsh reality. If you think about it, that's what you give to a three year old. Soothing words and protection from the real world. A perfect description of a liberal if there ever was one!
Once there was an Oliphant
Who proved himself a sycophant...
I had to memorize a poem by Laura Richards when I was in 3rd grade, it just seemed appropriate to twist it for this blather.
it had been so long since he had been with her; she moved with a lithe sort of jelly grace that had been hard-won from her years of scrutiny and consequently, her absence from the gym. for her, he realized however, the passion for him, the commander in chief, came Naturally...as Natural as the lush plump lips that had so Pleasured him so many years hence...
I cannot help but wonder if Oliphant and Emperor Billigula have someone managed to exchange bodily fluids? Certainly, 'tis a consummation greatly to be desired by the abysmal Oliphant, who hath offered his hindquarters eagerly to the Herpetic Horndog from Hope.
Sorry for the nauseous images that must have produced. :(
The funny thing about Clinton is that he says things so well but says nothing worth remembering. To quote from Brideshead Revisited, his words are like beautiful soap bubbles that float into the air and then "pop". Really is there anything that Clinton says that you remember five minutes after he speaks? - other than the usual pathetic attempts at evading the truth:
etc. etc.
Liars-- and Sleaze, Incorporated... ( my files on the clintons and friends )
-Some old strange clinton "stuff"--
-The Atomic Genie- what we know about North Korea's Nuclear program--
Madison Society - Slick Willy
... THE CLINTON TIME LINE. The Etherzone provides, in one location, all the events
of the Clinton Ongoing Corruption from 1977 through 2000. Read more. ...
CLINTON'S ROGUES GALLERY:
... And that gets to my second chart, Mr. Speaker, which is the time line.....Up until
1993, Mr. Speaker, under Democrats and Republican Presidents alike, there ...
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DOWNSIDE LEGACY AT TWO DEGREES OF PRESIDENT CLINTON
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Catastrophic intelligence Failure - Clinton's Bin Laden GATE
-The number of "suicides" for people linked to this and other Clinton-related cases--
-Women in the Clinton Era: Abuse,Intimidation and Smears--
-SEND JUANITA BROADDRICK VIDEO TO THOSE WHO WANT CLINTON TO SPEAK--
Nothing phony about response to Hillary at fete
Hillary's delegates spit on and taunt Police Honor Guard at her Convention
-Sen. Hillary Clinton--NewsMax.com Hot Topics--
-All Hillary, all the time...--
-Hillary Clinton- archives, comments, and opposition research --
1. The Clintons are pro-abortion. Our children deserve better.
2. The Clintons are against school vouchers. Our children deserve better.
3. The Clintons are against our ballistic missile defense system. Our children deserve to be protected from rogue North Korean nuclear missiles.
4. The Clintons want Americans to be subjected to the International Criminal Court, which has no Bill of Rights, no right to see your accuser, no jury, and no appeal. Our citizens deserve better.
5. The Clintons want the Kyoto Treaty on Global Warming to become law. That treaty will eventually lead to the prohibition of gasoline-powered automobiles. We deserve better than to return to the pre-industrial age.
Just as I suspected, that lump in Clinton's throat was Oliphant's nose.
"Oliphant." Isn't that Swahili for "Steaming pile of Elephant dung?
In 8 years, Clinton accomplished nothing except to produce a presidential administration that finally managed to produce something less than the nearly unnoticeable Kennedy administration. Neither lecherous incompetent accomplished anything of value.