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Hillary: As Evangelical as is Feasible. [Hilarious Hillary quote]
Crosswalk.com ^ | 11-20-04 | Kevin McCullough

Posted on 11/23/2004 2:37:29 PM PST by Jeff Blogworthy

~9:05pm~ EST EVANGELICAL HILLARY?: I admit I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when I read the quote attributed to Hillary from an upcoming print edition of the National Review.

HillaryWatch was the first one to bring it to my attention...

Speaking to a "church based" newsletter this week in anticipation of the opening of the Clinton Presidential Library, Mrs. Clinton made the following statements...

"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints. As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home even though I live in New York most of the time. Well, Washington, D.C., most of the time, actually, but if I'm not there I'm in New York, of course, but always thinking about being here, in the South, my spiritual home, where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events."

I went to one of the leading "evangelical" schools in the nation. I can quite assuredly verify for you that there is no "EVANGELICAL WAY" of worshiping. Evangelicals are as diverse as the rest of the population.

What unifies them - and identifies them AS evangelicals - is not how they worship. It is what they believe.

And this is yet another glaring example of how liberals believe that the reason they lost in 2004 was because they did not trick the population into thinking that the political left "believes" as well.

The "Values Voters" that participated in the election this year - don't have some ethereal mystical type of belief system. They actually DO BELIEVE in certain absolutes and they organize their lives around the beliefs they hold.

Caring for the poor - is not a "Values Voters" issue - liberals and conservatives alike believe that we need to help the poor. The difference in the two is HOW to go about doing it.

The "Values Voters" this year actually hold specific conviction about morality - and the left has been left hanging clueless since as to figure out how to respond to people of strong conviction.

So in that reality you will continue to see Hillary and others say silly things like how they LOVE to worship "in as much of an evangelical way as is feasible"...

In fact they give blatant pandering a bad name. --------------------------------------------------


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

".....where I shared so many wonderful evangelical . . . moments and . . . events..."

She said evangelically. Can you believe this creature??!! So, I guess, just as she was always secretly a Yankees fan, she has always been secretly an evangelical.

And the South is her "spiritual home"??!!

Is anyone really dumb enough to fall for any of this bunk?

Actually, the South probably does have a place in her heart, since that is where she and BJ perfected their techniques for feeding at the public trough and for getting ahead through corruption.


21 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:29 PM PST by Bigg Red (Never again trust Democrats with national security!)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
Micheal Oden in The Rebirth of Orthodoxy compares how he as a formerly liberal theologian was raised and started within the methodist ministry with much like Hillary's background. In other words, seeing Christianity as a vehicle for social change.

He recounts his passage to orthodox belief and shows how the left is having a slow sea change in its control of much of the ecumenical arms of Christian and Jewish denominations.

22 posted on 11/23/2004 2:47:47 PM PST by KC Burke (Men of intemperate minds can never be free....)
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To: Graybeard58

23 posted on 11/23/2004 2:48:04 PM PST by Slyfox
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

Oh, please, she hardly ever attended church in Arkansas and then it was not with Bill. Who does she think she is fooling. She has one of the foulest mouths I have ever heard and a physically violent temper.


24 posted on 11/23/2004 2:48:23 PM PST by lolhelp
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
if you want to know the truth

'been laughing over this one for over a week -

She's got her talking points lined up early = Her whole statement seemed to be tripping over itself in her mind as she was thinking, seemingly, "Oh, oh, the N.Y. folk are going to get mad if they hear me say Arkansas's my home - oh, no, so will the D.C. folks..." so her tongue gets twisted 6 ways to Sunday -

that fits, so does the truth when coming outta her mouth! "if you want to know the truth" ;o)

But seriously, these folk are all jumping on the Bible Bandwagon: They know not what they are playing with! this will come back and whup them up side the head so sharp, they'll never even know where it comes from...or who to blame, since it wont be a vast right wing conspiracy...it'll come neither from the left nor the right. I'd be getting a hard hat, were I them.

25 posted on 11/23/2004 2:48:59 PM PST by maine-iac7 ( Pray without doubt..."Ask and you SHALL receive")
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

This is a hoax, just in case someone reads it as serious. A joke, a parody. It didn't happen. :)


26 posted on 11/23/2004 2:49:45 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

This article makes me sick, it's like Satan himself trying to deceive you. I hope she does keep up with this charade, most people will see right through it, straight to her black little crusty self centered prune of a heart. She is beneath contempt.


27 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:09 PM PST by Delbert
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

The NR article was a humor piece, I believe. Made up. By Rob Long?


28 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:12 PM PST by SoCalRight
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To: cripplecreek

...hitlery's face "bathed in light"...


And he saw Monica's dress bathed in something else.


29 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:18 PM PST by Socratic (Death be not proud; but wear clean underwear.)
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To: freebilly
I think she means she's an Evilgelical.

LOGLOFLHHO (Little ole granny laying on the floor laughing her hiney off)

30 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:37 PM PST by maine-iac7 ( Pray without doubt..."Ask and you SHALL receive")
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
As you know, I consider myself an evangelical Christian, really a Christian conservative, if you want to know the truth, so it's nice to be 'home' again in the South, which I really consider my quote-unquote home . . .

This goes nicely with Nancy Pelosi's claim to be a conservative Catholic. Perhaps Nancy and Hillary could team up on the Dem ticket next time?

31 posted on 11/23/2004 2:50:37 PM PST by madprof98
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To: ez

It's just like Kerry hunting deer crawling on his belly with his trusty 12 gauge.


33 posted on 11/23/2004 2:51:32 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible

Hot damn, she sure learned how to lie like ole "Whistle Dick".

34 posted on 11/23/2004 2:51:40 PM PST by boothead
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To: Jeff Blogworthy

"I've often thought of becoming a golf club."... from Caddy Shack... in response to the protagonist attempting to patronize the Bishop by saying, "I've often though of joining the priesthood"... or whatever.

What this shows, though... Is that, not only is Hillary clueless regarding Christianity in its various denominations and flavors, but that there is no one near her that knows anything about it, either.

That is to say that there is no one in Hillary's personal or political life that recognizes the absurdity of her statement.

This is a good thing, though, as true evangelicals will immediately detect the wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing.


35 posted on 11/23/2004 2:53:05 PM PST by Miykayl
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To: AnnCoulterismyhero
she DOES understand that America laughs at her, right?

She will on November 5, 2008..........

36 posted on 11/23/2004 2:54:03 PM PST by tioga
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To: freebilly
"I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."

"I can quite assuredly verify for you that there is no "EVANGELICAL WAY" of worshiping."

I think you missed her point. Hitlery would worship if only there was an Evangelical way. But there isn't so to bad.
37 posted on 11/23/2004 2:54:52 PM PST by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us." That includes demonrats)
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To: madprof98

Nancy did get the third largest number of votes this time around. Isn't that sickening?


38 posted on 11/23/2004 2:56:56 PM PST by secret garden (Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
Well, well. Here is a wolf in sheep's clothing that Christ speaks of:
Matthew 7
15"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

She will try and fool and deceive but we must stay vigilant and keep His word in our hearts and close to our lips!
39 posted on 11/23/2004 2:58:19 PM PST by seedman81
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To: Jeff Blogworthy
"What unifies them - and identifies them AS evangelicals - is not how they worship. It is what they believe. "

With 56 years in the movement, may I say this is absolutely correct.

40 posted on 11/23/2004 2:58:21 PM PST by cookcounty (-It's THE WHITE HOUSE, not THE WAFFLE HOUSE.)
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