Absolutely! I have the bad joke gene!
But, seriously,
Posted on 11/23/2004 12:09:40 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf
Just heard this on KFI radio, LA. "Security screeners required to use back of their hands while searching your private areas".
Even the news broadcaster, paused while saying this, with laughter in the background.
As millions pour across our borders illegally, at will, routinely, all but unabated.....
I made the mistake of dating her once.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I'm flying first class. They're stewardesses in that part of the plane. They're "flight attendants" in coach. ;o)
And frankly, I wouldn't want to grope 90% of the ones working the aisles these days. Twenty-five years ago it would have been a very different proposition.
Heck...25 years ago we could smoke on the plane!
But now, behold the walrus militant "Flight Attendant", a gift from the wonders of unionization!
Reminds me of the joke about a guy who insists that whorehouses be union. When he finally finds one, the madam there sends him a wrinkled-up old hag. When he protests, he's duly informed that he has to stick with what he's got 'cause she's got seniority! LOL!
You should talk! I made the mistake of marrying her once! Worst 15 minutes of my life! Eek!
I wonder if it's bad form to pass gas while they pat you down? Hmmm...
You ran into her as well?
Egads, aren't we 'lucky'...
*chuckle*
Hopefully I WON'T be hearing her odd giggle again.
Videoconference, Amtrak and Interstate Highway System.
I have the right to NOT FLY.
Airlines be damned, and TSA right behind them, nobody is going to frisk me.
A law-abiding white European-descended male - I am not an Islamo-fascist airplane bomber.
TSA can Kiss My Lily-White A**.
My 14-year-old daughter has an airplane ticket for the holidays - they better not . . .
Most chicks don't dig it.
Don't tell me you've never farted in bed and pulled the sheets over the head of your wife. Now that's entertainment!
Absolutely! I have the bad joke gene!
But, seriously,
I guess I'm missing a lot. I feel short changed now. Life has passed me by.
Why? Isn't there any way for it to get out?
Puts a whole new twist on the concept "If they give you the back of their hand, turn the other cheek".
Not much company either.
LOL!!!
Fly!!! Be Free!!!
*wincing*
Can you flush it? Or is it unenemable?
If I flush the idea I wouldn't have an idea.
The rape of the traveler. While illegals rape our borders.
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