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Security screeners ordered to use back of their hands while searching your private areas.
KFI LA
| 11.23.04
| Joe
Posted on 11/23/2004 12:09:40 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf
Just heard this on KFI radio, LA. "Security screeners required to use back of their hands while searching your private areas".
Even the news broadcaster, paused while saying this, with laughter in the background.
As millions pour across our borders illegally, at will, routinely, all but unabated.....
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Front Page News; Government
KEYWORDS: airlinesecurity; privacy
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To: Prime Choice
I made the mistake of dating her once.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:37:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Yossarian
"Stewardess"?!? They're "Flight Attendants" now, as they'll haughtily tell you. I'm flying first class. They're stewardesses in that part of the plane. They're "flight attendants" in coach. ;o)
And frankly, I wouldn't want to grope 90% of the ones working the aisles these days. Twenty-five years ago it would have been a very different proposition.
Heck...25 years ago we could smoke on the plane!
But now, behold the walrus militant "Flight Attendant", a gift from the wonders of unionization!
Reminds me of the joke about a guy who insists that whorehouses be union. When he finally finds one, the madam there sends him a wrinkled-up old hag. When he protests, he's duly informed that he has to stick with what he's got 'cause she's got seniority! LOL!
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:38:48 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Darksheare
I made the mistake of dating her once. Be afraid, be very afraid. You should talk! I made the mistake of marrying her once! Worst 15 minutes of my life! Eek!
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:40:02 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Arrive early for a thorough search. I wonder if it's bad form to pass gas while they pat you down? Hmmm...
64
posted on
11/23/2004 1:41:04 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
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To: Prime Choice
You ran into her as well?
Egads, aren't we 'lucky'...
*chuckle*
Hopefully I WON'T be hearing her odd giggle again.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:43:23 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Joe Hadenuf
All I have to say about this is . . .
Videoconference, Amtrak and Interstate Highway System.
I have the right to NOT FLY.
Airlines be damned, and TSA right behind them, nobody is going to frisk me.
A law-abiding white European-descended male - I am not an Islamo-fascist airplane bomber.
TSA can Kiss My Lily-White A**.
My 14-year-old daughter has an airplane ticket for the holidays - they better not . . .
To: Prime Choice
Most chicks don't dig it.
68
posted on
11/23/2004 1:47:21 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Most chicks don't dig it. Don't tell me you've never farted in bed and pulled the sheets over the head of your wife. Now that's entertainment!
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:50:43 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Darksheare
it does make for some rather bad jokes.Absolutely! I have the bad joke gene!
But, seriously,
it will only be fair when everyone is treated the same!
70
posted on
11/23/2004 1:51:52 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Prime Choice
I guess I'm missing a lot. I feel short changed now. Life has passed me by.
71
posted on
11/23/2004 1:52:06 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
The loneliest thing in the world is an idea in my head. Why? Isn't there any way for it to get out?
72
posted on
11/23/2004 1:53:17 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: YouPosting2Me
Puts a whole new twist on the concept "If they give you the back of their hand, turn the other cheek".
73
posted on
11/23/2004 1:53:34 PM PST
by
techcor
To: Lady Jag
74
posted on
11/23/2004 1:54:02 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Lady Jag
LOL!!!
Fly!!! Be Free!!!
*wincing*
75
posted on
11/23/2004 1:54:12 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Prime Choice
ROFLMAO !!!!!
76
posted on
11/23/2004 1:54:48 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Can you flush it? Or is it unenemable?
77
posted on
11/23/2004 1:56:03 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: AuntB
Nope, NO profiling. Everybody is suspect.
78
posted on
11/23/2004 2:02:20 PM PST
by
petercooper
(Remember, most liberal "intellectuals" are simply educated beyond their intelligence.)
To: Lady Jag
If I flush the idea I wouldn't have an idea.
79
posted on
11/23/2004 2:03:31 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Joe Hadenuf
The rape of the traveler. While illegals rape our borders.
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