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Security screeners ordered to use back of their hands while searching your private areas.
KFI LA
| 11.23.04
| Joe
Posted on 11/23/2004 12:09:40 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf
Just heard this on KFI radio, LA. "Security screeners required to use back of their hands while searching your private areas".
Even the news broadcaster, paused while saying this, with laughter in the background.
As millions pour across our borders illegally, at will, routinely, all but unabated.....
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Front Page News; Government
KEYWORDS: airlinesecurity; privacy
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I think it must have to do with the new explosive saline augmentation implants which came on the market after the silicon scare.
One can never be too cautious with these things...."Has anyone asked you carry their bags.....?"
To: MineralMan
I'll email the idea to TSA right now!
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posted on
11/23/2004 12:58:44 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Flight Attendant. You are so insensitive. Yes, I'm a bad boy. I need to be punished. Send in that redhead with the big hoots to discipline me.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:00:26 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Prime Choice; Conspiracy Guy
We'll send you Miss Staplegun 1993.
/ bad joke.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:04:48 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Prime Choice
"Stewardess"?!? They're "Flight Attendants" now, as they'll haughtily tell you.
And frankly, I wouldn't want to grope 90% of the ones working the aisles these days. Twenty-five years ago it would have been a very different proposition. But now, behold the walrus militant "Flight Attendant", a gift from the wonders of unionization!
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:07:58 PM PST
by
Yossarian
(Remember: NOT ALL HEART ATTACKS HAVE TRADITIONAL SYMPTOMS)
To: Prime Choice
She'll have her way with you.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:15:18 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Darksheare
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
47
posted on
11/23/2004 1:16:03 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Darksheare
The more things get STOOPID, the more ticked off I get!
HELLO!!!
AIRPORT SECURITY MAROONS ANNOUNCEMENT!
TO ALL YOU TERRORIISTS
YOU'RE GONNA HAFTA
HIDE YOUR STUFF
DEEPER, DUDES!
48
posted on
11/23/2004 1:16:43 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Conspiracy Guy
I know, a bad idea within a bad idea.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:16:52 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Lady Jag
I know!
But on the other hand, it does make for some rather bad jokes.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:17:43 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Darksheare
Good or bad. An Idea is an Idea.
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:19:51 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
52
posted on
11/23/2004 1:20:37 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Darksheare
The loneliest thing in the world is an idea in my head.
53
posted on
11/23/2004 1:24:21 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
Lonliest spot in the world is the island of banished bad ideas.
54
posted on
11/23/2004 1:25:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: YouPosting2Me
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:26:53 PM PST
by
shubi
(Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom,must undergo the fatigues of supporting it.)
To: Conspiracy Guy
She'll have her way with you. Ohhhhh goodygoodygoodygoody! And leather! Don't forget the leather!
56
posted on
11/23/2004 1:31:26 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Darksheare
We'll send you Miss Staplegun 1993. EEK! *reflecting covering crotch* *side-stepping nervously toward exit*
57
posted on
11/23/2004 1:35:16 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I like Democrats, too. Let's exchange recipes.)
To: Prime Choice
Arrive early for a thorough search.
58
posted on
11/23/2004 1:35:54 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: Joe Hadenuf
"Just talk to the hand."
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posted on
11/23/2004 1:36:27 PM PST
by
Jonah Hex
(A Freeper is the real man a liberal's girlfriend wishes she had.)
To: F.J. Mitchell
Yeah baby, you can pat me down.
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