Posted on 11/23/2004 7:07:45 AM PST by finnman69
President George W. Bush (news - web sites), left, talks with Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, as Prime Minister of Australia John Howard, right, talks with China's President Hu Jintao, and Prime Minister of Singapore Lee Hsien Loong , top left, and Russian President Vladimir Putin (news - web sites) look on after they attended the Reading of the Final Declaration at the APEC (news - web sites) Summit at La Moneda Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 in Santiago, Chile. (AP Photo/Ricardo Mazalan)
"A very personal note. Three times this summer--once in June, twice in August someone has sidled up to me and whispered 'Your zipper is down'. Once I responded by quoting General Vernon Walters' memorable line: 'An old bird does not fall out of the nest.'The other two times I just turned side ways, mumbled my thanks, and corrected the problem. But the difference is, 10 years ago I'd have been embarrassed. Now I couldn't care less. Tragic!"
Bush "Hey, Chairman Kaga! Take a peek in there and see what a grown up looks like"
GWB - "To answer your question, Prime Minister Koizumi, I just wear standard Fruit of the Loom boxers, unlike that idiot Jackass ChIraq, who wears fancy silk and lace panties from Victoria's Secret..."
Koizumi - "How you know that about ChIraq?"
GWB - "He admitted it on one of his many unencrypted phone conversations with his former phone sex partner, you know, that guy with the mustache sitting in a jail cell now?"
Koizumi - "Saddam?!? And ChIraq? You gotta be shrittin me!"
Putin - "No, our intelligence services confirmed the same thing about that disgusting little Frog"
Howard - "Don't turn around President Hu, not sure if you can handle the sight of that Texas Eel if it should decide to pop up and say "Don't Misundestimate Me!"
Hu - "What you say?"
Or a line from the debates:
Bush: Got wood!
Psst...you dragon about to reave his cave!
Bush: "I call him Kerry. Round back is Edwards"
Over here!
GWB: "...and then I made Kerry bark like a dog and beg for dinner. Heh, heh...it was amusin'."
"Never mind"....just found it. Hmmmmmmmmm.......yes, that's an LOL.
Lemme show ya'll how ta do the Funky Chicken!
That's so un-PC. Don't you know the Japs have feelings?
Minor correction (and funnier in this context)....what he actually said in the debate was "Need some wood?"
Did anyone look closely at this photo? I opened the photo in a JPEG viewer and it appears that the photo has been doctored. I zoomed in on the Presidential crotch area and it appears that there have been some modifications. Any photo experts out there? Can anyone confirm?
Poor W. He's just too human..... :)
It appears exactly as is in the Yahoo photo of the event.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You owe me money for a new keyboard...I had my mouth full of pepsi....
"Kennywood's open!"
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