GWB - "To answer your question, Prime Minister Koizumi, I just wear standard Fruit of the Loom boxers, unlike that idiot Jackass ChIraq, who wears fancy silk and lace panties from Victoria's Secret..."
Koizumi - "How you know that about ChIraq?"
GWB - "He admitted it on one of his many unencrypted phone conversations with his former phone sex partner, you know, that guy with the mustache sitting in a jail cell now?"
Koizumi - "Saddam?!? And ChIraq? You gotta be shrittin me!"
Putin - "No, our intelligence services confirmed the same thing about that disgusting little Frog"
Howard - "Don't turn around President Hu, not sure if you can handle the sight of that Texas Eel if it should decide to pop up and say "Don't Misundestimate Me!"
Hu - "What you say?"
Howard and Hu at the same meeting? Bush'd love that.
Bush: How, Hu. Hu, How.
Paging James Watt, and a taxi to Ware.