Posted on 11/22/2004 1:47:29 AM PST by kattracks
I was only kidding too! I guess that it is too early for me to be funny. Sorry.
LOL. I guess we have to remember to add (/sarc) to our posts.
Bravo!
And IF one is stupid enough to buy such (ahem) 'cookies', be sure to chew them carefully, you might find yourself biting down into some of those 900 FBI files that went missing...after making copies, the originals were probably shredded and mixed in with the flour.
Hillary's Chocolate chip cookies? Thanks ,but no thanks! Who wants to have thunder thighs like Hillary. She must use a tub of lard in them.
I had to divert my eyes from that image...that is scary.
Just when you think you couldn't hate them anymore.....
Forget the cookies. I'd be happy with a complete donor list for the liebrary.
Hahahah! I needed a good laugh tonight/this morning. Thanks!
Is some sweet young thang going to offer BJ's in the Oval Office?
How To Make Hillary Clinton's Chocolate Chip Cookies
From Amanda Galiano,Your Guide to Little Rock, AR.
These aren't just any chocolate chip cookies, these are Hillary Clinton's own recipe. Eat like the president.
Difficulty: Easy
Time Required: 30 minutes
Here's How:
1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Brush baking sheets lightly with vegetable oil or spray with a cooking spray.
2. Combine 1 & 1/2 cups of flour, 1 teaspoon of salt and 1 teaspoon of baking soda on waxed paper.
3. Beat together 1 cup of shortening, 1 cup of packed brown sugar, 1/2 cup of white sugar and 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract in large bowl with electric mixer until creamy. Add 2 eggs and beat until light and fluffy.
4. Gradually beat in flour mixture. Stir in 2 cups of rolled oats and then 2 cups of semisweet chocolate chips.
5. Drop batter by rounded teaspoonfuls onto baking sheets. Bake for 8-10 minutes or till golden brown.
6. Cool cookies on sheets for 2 minutes. Place cookies on wire racks to cool completely.
Tips:
1. These are best served warm with a glass of milk.
2. This recipe makes 7 dozen cookies. You can half the ingredients if you need to.
More How To's from your Guide To Little Rock, AR
http://littlerock.about.com/cs/ht.htm
PLEASE no "sowed oats" jokes based on her recipe. :)
Banned by the Geneva Convention
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- When the cafe at former President Clinton's presidential library opens Monday, the public will finally have the chance to enjoy the chocolate chip cookies his wife didn't stay home to make. The cookies come from the same recipe Hillary Rodham Clinton, now a New York senator, rolled out after making much-reviled comments on her lack of domestic skills during Bill Clinton's first run for the White House in 1992.They need to call this what RUSH LIMBAUGH calls it:
November 18, 2004, was the Grand Opening of the clintoon library and massage parlor.
Click wav or mp3 to hear Clinton.
THE BLACK LANDMARK
THE CLINTON LIEBRARY RAZEDYou think I’m kidding?
They really did tear that down.
Click here.Excerpt:
Who is to blame when a historic landmark is lost? Part of the blame belongs to a throw-away society that places little premium on historical structures. Some of the blame must accrue to preservationists and historians who failed to recognize the significance of this structure hidden within May Supply Company. Most of the blame, however, must go to the Clinton Library Foundation and the City of Little Rock, neither of whom showed any evidence of a good faith effort to evaluate various options for keeping the station or moving a smaller representative section to a nearby site. One must also wonder why Clinton library site engineers failed to call attention to this historical building during the early stages of the library design. Site engineers had conducted exhaustive surveys of the area, surveys which had given them access to this building while it was cocooned within other structures and effectively hidden from the public. Were the survey engineers incapable of recognizing an unquestionably historic structure, or was their silence a deliberate calculated effort to conceal details of a landmark which they considered expendible?
>>>The weird internal mythology these enablers subscribe to is astounding, and a bit alarming in its disconnect to the real world... let's see if I have this straight:
1- Hill makes a crack years ago about baking cookies... which we're all fairly certain she would never stoop to do...
2- ...now the "lie-brary" is going to sell them?<<<<
Yes, see how in-your-face the Clinton's are!!
Opportunists, brainwasher's, confusers.
***The Conspiring Clintons ARE Up-to-no-Good***
You're freaking me out with those moving eyes in Post 24!
And I was just going to go to bed....
Eat like the President?
And what... get clogged arteries
and almost DIE?
Yep. That's what will happen to America.
She's going to lather us in her slimy-greasy lies...
And put us in the oven.
America- Cooked to Perfection
by Hillary Rodham Clinton
I didn't see a reference to Saul Alinsky, or any footnotes.
Did I miss something?
Is this to be the newest method of Arkancide?
Maybe Bill can serve some of his blue love drops.
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