Posted on 11/22/2004 12:25:41 AM PST by kattracks
LITTLE CROCK, Ark. — Our neediest president has out done even himself. Bill Clinton has chosen not to roll into history with his chin up and his pants zipped. He's staging an eternal hissy fit.On the first day real people not titled President or named Bono were allowed inside, I traveled to this land of delusion for an up-close peek at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library — the ex-prez's glass-and-concrete personal acid trip.
Now I get it. This jumbled tribute to history, Clinton-style, is not a museum in the classic sense. It tells deliberate lies. It tries too hard to be noticed. To be loved. Above all, to get in the last word.
Which means Bill Clinton spent $165 million of other people's money for a glitzy homage to Madame Tussaud's — where he can smooth out the wrinkles, Wite-Out the warts, and paint moustaches on those who defied him.
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With Monica's image still burned in my mind, I checked out the upstairs replica of the Oval Office. Some, no doubt, will see only the carved mahogany desk. I could not help but wonder how Monica could fit within such a small space underneath it to perform her uncontracted services.
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Looking at a room dedicated to the fantasy love affair of Hillary and Bill — the pair waltzing romantically on an endless tape loop — I realized that this museum is really a high-tech cartoon. A howl into the abyss by a man who'll never get it.
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Oh, man, what a disturbing image. The funny thing is most people who like the Clintons' probably don't even buy that they're this happy couple. As long as Bill can have a place to visit and think "MY version is THE version," he'll feel good.
THE COUNTER CLINTON LIBRARY
http://www.counterclintonlibrary.com/ccl_contents/facts/
Can you smoke cigars there?
The rapist spends $165 million (not his own) to call his victims liars.
Fear not, Andrea, attendance at the Bill Clinton library ain't gonna be nothing to write home about.
I've been to several Dem presidents libraries but couldn't imagine going to the CLinton one unless I was one of those bitter "Leave the US Because Kerry Lost" Dems. (I think we need a name for them....other than traitor...:P)
CLINTON'S LIE-BRARY -- INCORRECT !!!
CLINTON'S LIES-BURRIED -- CORRECT !!!
Clinton is simply an odious individual who will never get over himself.
With luck, offended Arkansans will help this veritable "trailer trash" of a "lie-bury" find its final resting place in the river whose bank it clings so precariously to.
No but you can play poker or poke-her.
Dear Cigars 'R Us. Can I place a bulk order for 25 cigars. I have a lot of fine babes in the queue. By the way, can you please include batteries and a Zippo. Always like to have a smoke afterwards.
And if you order within the next 15 minutes, we'll even send you a FREE, that's right FREE blue dress. But that's not all. If you order in the next 5 minutes, we'll send you a certified duplicate copy of the "stain" for you to show all your friends and neighbors.
And it's all complete for $19.95 plus $6.95 shipping, right.
Really? Wow, I never knew that. Sheesh, the more I learn about these two, the more I realize how naive I've been for accepting ANYTHING they claim is true.
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