Look at all those microphones in algore's suit.
About a hunnerd'n ninety pounds of ugly fat he could lose to his left there......
Drowning your sorrows in Ben & Jerry's.
The Gore-Puft man.
Live from Little Rock, it's The Biggest Loser Show, starring Al & Tipper Gore (above -- others not shown due to space and pixel limitations), Bill & Hillary Clinton, Jimma & Jocelyn Carter, John & Teresa Kerry, John & Elizabeth Edwards, Tom & Linda Daschle, and secret guests: Aaron Brown & Candy Crowley.
The biggest winner is "The Biggest Loser" in this compelling new Democratic doctrine weight-loss drama in which top political experts and myriad left-leaning pundits help the contestants transform their bodies, health, platforms, and ultimately, their policies.
In this series competing couples will attend comprehensive indoctrination sessions on how to satisfy rural Christians, angry white males, families of war criminals in Iraq, soccer and SUV moms, free speech advocates, Swift boat vets and Vietnam POWs, Jewish friends of Israel, NASCAR dads, and a host of other groups provided with inane labels by the Mainstream Media.
The contest will require each to undergo radical political and mental makeovers. Unique psychological challenges, surprising alliances and irresistible temptations make the competition even tougher for the contestants, who ultimately have to decide which players get eliminated each week. In the end, "The Biggest Loser" is the one who sheds the most ideological baggage.
"The Biggest Loser" is a production of Terry McAuliffe and the DNCs.
