Posted on 11/18/2004 2:54:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix
A PhotoShop expert could severe the head of Algore from his body and with some additions of a bit of string and a tying together at the neck, make the head appear to be a Helium-filled balloon. Make a number of these balloons and put them in the grasp of Luigi, trained monkey to Antonio the organ grinder.
...know who I am?!?!?
I'm just curious:
How does this differentiate him from the current VP?
More Gore for Chipper Tipper
Tippie (Flipper, Trigger....whoever) looks as she has lost a few, though.
ROTFLOL.
The dope is on dope........err steroids!
See post #85
Tipper: Loser. You should be keeping the rain off me while I stroke my umbrella.
Gore: Be..atch! I didn't lose an election because I am a stick of wood for this!
Secret Service agent: It sucks to be me. I wanted the Bush twins detail. Instead I get stuck with the Pinewood couple. Wish he would have invented a personality instead of the Internet.
Yikes! I think Al Gore had a facelift a couple of years ago. Major weight gain plus a lift yields a face that's waxy and bloated. Sad. Al Gore was actually a very handsome young man. Too many carbs, too much plastic surgery.
Holy crap!
He must be hanging out with Moore too much.
NO! He's past out Tipper!!
Tipper actually looks better than she used to and as for Al--- well he is on the Ted Kennedy ice cream diet.
Now, that is hilarious!
That was right and proper of you to say those kinds words about Mr. Gore. Pure class, in the order of VP Chaney's response to Sen. Edwards, and Laura's response to the Gin Soaked One.
Again,
What is the difference between that VP and the current? Both could lose at least 30lbs, the former especially since he has a heart condition.
Why isn't anyone mentionning this?
Those in glass houses...
It's the change for the worse. Dick Cheney looks more or less like he did when he became a national figure in 2000-2001. Gore on the other hand, started normally proportioned but has since amused/disgusted us with all this bloating.
I think the basic rule of celebrity weight is that you can start fat, but you can't get fat. So Meatloaf or Mama Cass could be fat all they wanted, but Linda Rondstadt or the now-fat one from Heart earned our contempt for "ruining" our image of them (Of course Gore, even if chiseled and six-packed, would still be a useless dork).
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