Clinton's Library to Open Today (What's Not On Display?)

CFRA ^ | November 18, 2004 | Josh Pringle

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

Former U-S President Bill Clinton's library will be officially dedicated today in Little Rock, Arkansas.

Among those who will attend the event will be Robin Williams and Kevin Spacey, as well as former presidents Jimmy Carter and George Bush Senior.

The Clinton library features a full-scale replica of the Oval Office, and a display on the Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky scandals.

[CAluvdubya]

Memos of "secret police orders and actions" from Dick Morris. I understand he offered but was inexplicably turned down. Imagine that?

Is it as dumb as I think it is to put a mock-up of oval office in this library? Any other libraries have this feature?

[Mike Bates]

Hear who's handling maintenance at the new place?

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

[Allegra]

The "suicide note" they found after Vince Foster's demise. The one with no fingerprints on it.

[SirLurkedalot]

I just realized your tagline's a Dune reference. Cool.

[redcountyrepublican]

[WorkingClassFilth]

I'll bet this ain't on display:

http://www.otal.umd.edu/~vg/images/bathroom_sink.jpg

(...but I'm sure there's one in the penthouse suite Bubba uses...)

[SirLurkedalot]

Spacey is going to re-enact the opening scene from "American Beauty" in BillyJeffs honor.

[Diogenesis]

Spacey represents all "The Usual Suspects".

Secretary of Defense Cohen, Impeached Bill Clinton, Albright, and Federally-accepted
and Federally-honored repeat CODE-level thief
and DNC document destroyer National Security Adviser Sandy Berger,
holding court in the Ronald Reagan Building on April 25, 1999
The Impeached Bill Clinton: "We were all making comments
we shouldn't have about how the meeting was getting very boring.
So finally we decided we had to make like the monkey. Cohen
started this 'hear no evil,' and then I was next so I spoke no evil,
then Madeleine saw no evil, so Sandy Berger [CODE-level Document Thief for the DNC] said, 'I'm evil.'"

[ArmyBratCutie]

oh pU I could care less about this disgusting moron and his "LIE"brary

[Wneighbor]

I had to go back and look at that.

("Then I say unto you, send men to summon ... worms. And let us go to Fallujah to collect heads.")

Extremely cool application! :-)

[TeleStraightShooter]

If there was display it would say "The Clinton Administration fought interantional terrorism by denying it existed:
o WTC bombing #1? only a law enforcement concern!
o OKCity? drop the Middle East leads, blame that vegitatian leftist ranting about "US war crimes", and tie him to a rightwing militia!
o TWA flight 800? spontanous combustion!
There! since no one is "terrorised" by international terrorists, we have denined them their victory!!!

[sauropod]

Our protest signs.

[oyez]

The handy receptacle.

[bjs1779]

The "suicide note" they found after Vince Foster's demise. The one with no fingerprints on it.

It was hot that day and they melted off. Wasn't that the official version?

The Barbara Wise autopsy report, too.

[small voice in the wilderness]

The small plane that crashed into the White House.

The Ron Brown funeral film.

[lizma]

Bucket of ice.

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

August 2004 edition of Unfaithful Encyclopedia's The Bill Clinton Sexual Revolution with a new updated forward on "Scoring Chics".

[oyez]

Just think, if the library flops in Little Rock it can be towed somewhere else.

[SmithPatterson]

Clinton should be in jail....not at a library opening. I am surprised somebody's ex-husband hasn't put him under by now.

[Holicheese]

A sample of Clinton's "Prezidue" on the dress would have been a nice display!