Good Afternoon troops!! Good Afternoon everyone! Just got home from a half day at school. You know, that's been bugging me all day. Why do they insist on calling it a half day, if it's not half of a day? Our normal day is from about 7:30 to 2:00 (it's really 7:25 to 2:05, but the other numbers are easier to work with). That's 6 and a half hours. So half of that would be 3 and a quarter hours, right? But on what they call half days, we get out at 12:30. That's 5 hours of school. Not 3 and a quarter like it should be. So, they should either change the name to something like "earlier dismissal" (not early dismissal, because it's 5 hours of school which is not early), or they should just let us get out at 10:45. Can you guess which one I would rather have happen? Anyway, here is today's humor attempt!
Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father: Ok ask.
Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor.
Father: !!!??????!!!
Hi, Minor!
Hiya Minor. Well, at least you'll be able to prove to your math teacher that YOU know how to do math. he....he....