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LOL!

Hiya Beach! My math teacher doesn't like mathematics. She's obsessed with geometry, though. As in so obsessed, she dressed up as a graphing claculator for Halloween. We told her she should have been a proof.

But she pales in comparison to my history teacher who is so obsessed with Napolean that when he realized we were starting the unit on Napolean, he started jumping up and down and cheering. I think he knows everything there is to know on Napolean and then some.

And then there's my English teacher who has a weird obsession with making fun of my history teacher. She calls him a "wannabe English teacher" because he never gives homework, but grades essays like a person overly obessed with grammar (namely, an English teacher).

My biology teacher has some really outlandish theories. She believes humans are enslaving bacteria, that if everyone became vegetarians then we could stop world hunger (This one takes the cake), and that rocks are alive (we just have life spans that are so short, we can't see them move).

My band teacher is so obsessed with tonguing (when you stick your tongue in the way of the air to make a note really short) that he goes around saying "t-t-t-t-t-two, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-two" all day. He also yells at me and my friend whenever he catches us playing matrix with our flutes. He doesn't seem to get that if he stopped watching us, he wouldn't catch us, and everyone would be happy. He says we'll break our flutes. Hello! How can you break a flute if you don't touch the other person with it??? That's the whole point of matrix!!

Last, but not least, is my Spanish teacher. She says "m-kay?" at least once in every other sentence. We counted how many times she said it during one class period and I think we stopped at around 287. It is her first time teaching, and to her credit, she catches most of the stuff that goes on behind her back. She's a lot better at catching the guys now, then she was at the beginning of the year.

I wonder if there is such a thing as a normal teacher?