Checking to see if he's packin' like Cheney?
Posted on 11/17/2004 8:34:23 AM PST by Matchett-PI
[Excerpt transcribed by me from my videotape]
President Bush's remarks:
"...The voters cast ballots on the White House website. It was a close race -- you might say it was neck and neck.
When all the votes were counted, Biskets, and his running mate, Gravy, prevailed over the ticket of Patience and Fortitude.
The Vice President and I are here to congratulate Biskets for a race well run.
It came down to a few battleground states. It was a tough campaign.
Even some 527's got involved -- including "Barnyard Animals for Truth".
There was a scurrilous film that came out called, "Farenheit 375 degrees @ 10 minutes per pound".
[But] now's the time for healing ..... ...for the sake of our feathered guests ...."...
The 2004 Thanksgiving Turkey is then pardoned by President Bush.
Tryptophan is our friend! Eat the sucker!
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Is there a dumber bird on the planet than the domesticated turkey?
Granny's "Biskets"!
I could not stop laughing when I was listening to him.
Don't forget Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our National bird!
But to answer you question, no.
that turkey is an evil doer
the domesticated chicken.
Why didn't you click all fifty state Topics while you were at it? I'd hate to think anyone might miss this big story.</sarcasm>
"When I looked President Putin in the eye, I knew that he was a man I could deal with (or just choke)."
Checking to see if he's packin' like Cheney?
I'm sure he would like to have a grip like that around Michael Moore's neck - with no pardon forthcoming.
Why are you so grumpy today?
How the heck do you come up with the requested pic so fast! Do your bosses know what you are doing on the internet all day???
Just kidding! (Great photo, btw)
Maxine Waters
LUNCHTIME!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the sort of question that honorable people can disagree on.
I had an uncle that had a turkey farm, so based on my (limited) experence I've got to say the turkey.
The birds pecker is .....
Oh nevermind.
You got me! :-)
I think this is big news on the Schadenfreude front.
Yes, and he is a Senator from West Virginia.
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