Posted on 11/17/2004 6:00:12 AM PST by kralcmot
I believed this article was serious. I just didn't believe it was true.
Kinda like CBS, NYT, LAT, CNN
I have to disagree -- not about the disreputable business practices, but about Instant Messenger! I HATE IM. I'm working away deep in my thoughts and IM pops up on the screen (or it used to when I belonged to AOL). I have to stop what I'm doing and engage in banter with someone. Then, you never know when they have left. Grrrrr. My computer time has been interrupted and they have jsut disappeared.
I now belong to MSN and I deliberately NEVER turn on the IM feature. Every time I log on it tells me that there is someting wrong with the NET service, and I just cancel it. I haven't been bothered by friend or relative since.
If you want to talk to me, use the phone, or send an email. Just don't interrupt what I am doing on the computer and demand instant attention.
End of rant!
Otherwise, this confession from AOL is simply outrageous. I bought a computer for my 90 year old mother a couple of years ago, hoping that we could include her in our emails. She never learned to use it and AOL terrified her with their offers. I'd paid for a year in advance, but they just kept badgering her. Finally we took the computer away and said goodbye to AOL.
Quod erat demonstrandum.
"I kind of thought it was like subscribing to the yellow pages," said Lewen. "We kept getting copies of the phone book, so I thought AOL was doing that. I also wanted the virus protection, because it was flu season."
This has to be a joke!
I know this article is fake. But in my experience, I do believe the last part of this statement.
Oh good grief! You all caught me. I'd better be careful, or I might want to vote Democrat in the future, I'm so gullible. But I don't take back what I said about AOL.Those are true stories.
AOL IS A JOKE
I have canceled by subscription starting Dec.2nd....The left wing bias just got tooooooooooooo much
How come this statement doesn't supprise me??
What a Maroon. :)
BigMack
Someone give this guy his sign.
It is kind of difficult to pick out satire based on quotes like these. Have you ever listened to Stupid Moron Trivia?
Me too and I don't have a computer either.
No computer? No worries...just make sure you are logged in!
I suggest strongly that freepers who post crap like this either START with "SPOOF/PARODY" in the title or face immediate transfer to the DU where they enjoy "Garbage in - Garbage out"
LOL
I see them flipping in the breeze on sailboats in the marina. I think the discs are used to keep birds from pooping on the decks...
I've been on an anti-AOL crusade for years now, I despise them terribly, and I gloat at the fact that nearly every printing of the New York Post has some bad news for AOL in its business section, and let me say this: Considering how stupid you have to be to pay so much for something so bad, the writer of this spoof article may be closer to the truth than he thinks.
Considering how fast AOL's losing customers, pretty soon the only ones they'll have left will be those "yellow book" subscribers.
I used to like it when they sent me all of those floppy disks, I never had to buy any, just use the ones AOL sent me.
I sure like my new coffee cup holder on my new computer.
It just pops out when I push a button.
Oh goody, now FreeRepublic is now involved in spreading hoaxes over the net.
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