Dude, Where's My Votes?

IMAO ^ | 11/11/04 | Frank J.

[hoosierboy]

I thought this was hillarious and had to share this with everyone.

[Spok]

You KNOW the DU will think this is absolutely authentic, given that liberals have neither a brain nor a sense of humor.

[the Deejay]

They are going to keep at this for FOUR MORE YEARS!

Fasten your seatbelts, folks, we're in for a long bumpy ride.

[GOPRaleigh]

Can I stop voting yet?! I'm stuck here in some county in Ohio and have been voting nonstop for over a week! My supervisor - Mr. Rove - said my replacement would be here by now.

End of sarcasm

[FormerLib]

I bet Dan Rather reports on this by next week at the latest...

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Laugh riot ping

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

"I am... Keyser Soze."

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Now the schizos that Rove planted totally rule the Democratic Underground discussion forum. They’re the most prolific posters.

I'm going on 1000 posts over on DU. In another month or two, I'll be able to lead them into the battle/ambush of my choosing. They are the most easily influenced stooges you're ever going to find, anywhere (especially the women). Take two parts vitriol, one part incoherence with a punch of staggering stupidity and you're in like flynn. They're so easy to imitate, sometimes I scare myself.

Every freeper should try it. It's loads of fun. And who knows, someday, you may end up as the Democratic Party Chairman. I know I'm on the short list...

[Clemenza]

My new hero. I had the same thought (hence my tagline for the past week.

[Continental Soldier]

Very funny! Loved it! LOL

[cgk]

I'm going on 1000 posts over on DU. In another month or two, I'll be able to lead them into the battle/ambush of my choosing.

Hahahaha!

WhistlingPasttheGraveyard...
you ARE Keyser Soze!

[cgk]

Or are YOU Karl Rove? ;)

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[mlocher]

conspiracies about voting fraud in software is a hoot. there simply are too many people on a software project that would have to keep their yaps shut to pull off such a thing. the general voting machine software fraud is the least likely of any of the conspiracy theories i have read or heard about. (well, ok, rove dispatched ufo's might be less likely...)

[cgk]

Laugh bump and ping. :)

[WhistlingPastTheGraveyard]

Handsome bugger, ain't I?

Don't forget to periodically check your fax machine for further posting instructions. After all, I own the blogosphere.

That is all.

[knuthom]

Every freeper should try it. (DU)

I am working on it. I thought it would be hard to post bits of insanity, but it is surprisingly easy.

[AaronInCarolina]

Every freeper should try it. It's loads of fun. And who knows, someday, you may end up as the Democratic Party Chairman. I know I'm on the short list...

I would try it, but I can't think of a clever little picture to put up there beside my name!

[cgk]

It's hysterical that we know their talking points better than they know ours, and probably theirs. I've seen a good number of fakes trying this tactic on FR and they last from a couple minutes to a couple days. They can't NOT say something stupid over here.

[cgk]

Can you put up ANY picture?

Salon.com: "Wellstone: The Last Great Liberal Hero"