Loser blues? Not me! I'm in denial

NY Daily News ^ | November 10, 2004 | Lenore Skenazy

[Conspiracy Guy]

Loser Speaks Blues

The Botox didn't help enough.
George Bush was made of stronger stuff.
I never really took the lead.
George Bush is who the people need.
Windsurfing didn't help a bit.
George Bush has always been a hit.
I flipped and flopped to no avail.
George Bush should throw my butt in jail.
I leave you now to fade away.
George Bush has clearly won today.

John Kerry 11/3/2004 as told by Conspiracy Guy

[Red Badger]

progressives

COMMUNIST NEWSPEAK for OUR ALLIES......

[Quilla]

[snarkytart]

A couple of days after the election, my husband and I were walking down the street when I saw a sign that made my jaw drop: "REPUBLICAN PARKING." "My God, they work fast," I thought. "They've already taken over the parking lots!" Then I did a double take. The sign actually read: "PUBLIC PARKING."

Oh. As Emily Littella used to say, "Never mind." But I do think my subconscious got it right: It's a Republican country now. The rest of us just sulk in it.

Nah that was not your sub conscience, that was your meds wearing off loser.

[per loin]

The Dems are at deep wallow, trying to grok if their true and ultimate destiny is to become an eternally screaming thirteen year old hysterical valley girl, about to slit her wrists, or the political arm of NAMBLA.

[bw17]

As long as we are maing DUmmies feel like this, then I'm happy: HEAVYHEART (113 posts) Thu Nov-11-04 08:05 AM Response to Original message 25. Keep crying.. Seriously. I cried every single day after the election, until yesterday. Just when I think I'm ok with all of this, I hear a song on the radio or I read a post on DU and I start crying all over again. But I think I finally reached the acceptance stage, I hope anyway, because I didn't cry once yesterday. And I'm hoping I won't cry today. I keep telling myself that I need to move on with my life and I can't mope over this or it will destroy me.

[snarkytart]

To the whiny rats.

[somerville]

These are the kinds of people I'm surrounded by every day in New York City. Yesterday a co-worker came up to me and said "Aren't you depressed about the election ?" (in NY, everyone assumes you're a Dem.)

I said ,"No." She was speechless.

[sportutegrl]

Can someone get these poor people a grief therapy self help book. They need to move on to acceptance but they all seem stuck on denial.

[Carry_Okie]

...the majority of Americans still think the country is headed in the wrong direction (56%)."

Um. Well, I'm not sure that's so uplifting, but it does indicate liberals are hardly alone in their assessment of Bush.

I'm tired of this little canard.

Perhaps someone should tell this idiot that the data she cites includes those who think the "wrong direction" in which this country is headed is due to the effluents of people like her.

[KC_Conspirator]

The conversations I'm having are heartening, too, most of which go something like, "People may not want gay marriage, but almost 60% are okay with civil unions, and that's great progress!"

Thats not true either.

The left is so out of touch they don't know that they are out of touch.

[AuburnJenn]

These kind of stories are starting to make me nauseous. I wish she'd go read her piece of crap sob story to a Marine in Fallujah right now or a soldier who has been wounded and is lying in the hospital at this time.
QUIT WHINING and leave already! Do they not realize the more they talk, the more us evil red states just strengthen and mobilize?

[9999lakes]

Delightful post.

"More people voted for Kerry that voted for Reagan."

That's good.

But more people voted for President Bush that voted for
Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, JQ Adams, Jackson, and Abraham Lincoln COMBINED!

[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[tx_eggman]

But I'm not. I'm pleasantly numb, and I can tell you exactly why: rationalizations.

For the dims, rationalizations are better than sex. They must be, I haven't seen a dim go more than a week without a rationalization in my entire life.

[MissAmericanPie]

"In short, I'm still cheery the way kids are still cheery for weeks after Christmas, because the decorations have yet to come down."

She's like a kid alright, a brat that has been told no, for the first time in her, and other uber liberals lives. Liberals have hit the deck, prone, kicking, screaming, and having a tantrum.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Why don't they all leave?

[TheGeezer]

Or, at least, that's what most progressives are doing.

Progressives: shoot up opposition campaign offices; spout lies unabashedly; assault opposition campaign workers; espouse killing unborn innocents; hate, hate, hate, hate any who oppose them.

That's not progressive. That's regressive. These persons are giving a good word a bad connotation. Why can't they just call themselves what they are, liberals?

[Conspiracy Guy]

denial. Isn't that a river in Africa?