[Conspiracy Guy]

Loser Speaks Blues

The Botox didn't help enough.
George Bush was made of stronger stuff.
I never really took the lead.
George Bush is who the people need.
Windsurfing didn't help a bit.
George Bush has always been a hit.
I flipped and flopped to no avail.
George Bush should throw my butt in jail.
I leave you now to fade away.
George Bush has clearly won today.

John Kerry 11/3/2004 as told by Conspiracy Guy

[snarkytart]

A couple of days after the election, my husband and I were walking down the street when I saw a sign that made my jaw drop: "REPUBLICAN PARKING." "My God, they work fast," I thought. "They've already taken over the parking lots!" Then I did a double take. The sign actually read: "PUBLIC PARKING."

Oh. As Emily Littella used to say, "Never mind." But I do think my subconscious got it right: It's a Republican country now. The rest of us just sulk in it.

Nah that was not your sub conscience, that was your meds wearing off loser.

[per loin]

The Dems are at deep wallow, trying to grok if their true and ultimate destiny is to become an eternally screaming thirteen year old hysterical valley girl, about to slit her wrists, or the political arm of NAMBLA.

[sportutegrl]

Can someone get these poor people a grief therapy self help book. They need to move on to acceptance but they all seem stuck on denial.