Democrats Vow To Save Civilization (MEGA BARF ALERT!!!)

RushLimbaugh.com ^ | 10 Nov. 2004 | Rush Limbaugh

[txradioguy]

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RUSH: Let's go to the audio sound bites. Nancy Pelosi, she declares what she and Senator Kerry and Senator Reid have as their primary objection. This is in a press conference yesterday.

PELOSI: What we hope to accomplish this afternoon at the meeting with Senator Kerry and Senator Reid is saving civilization as we know it today, as we go into the next election.

RUSH: (Laughing.) Saving civilization as we know it as we go to the next election. The hell with the next four years. We're gonna start thinking about the next election, but before that, we're going to save civilization as we know it. Then Kerry, Kerry came out yesterday, big statement or photo op with his new bosses, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and this is what he said.

KERRY: 54-plus million Americans voted for health care, they voted for energy independence, they voted for unity in America, they voted for stem cell research, they voted for protecting Social Security. We need to be unified, and we have a very clear agenda, and I'm going to be fighting for that agenda with all of the energy that I have and all the passion I brought to the campaign.

RUSH: Well, and we don't have to worry about anything because there was no energy or passion in this campaign. There's no energy or passion in this press conference. I about fell asleep here. I'm already tired as it is, and this thing was just, what, 30 seconds long and I about fell asleep listening to him all over again. Now, this notion that 54-plus million Americans voted for health care and energy independence and unity in America -- (laughing) -- is that not -- (laughing) -- unity in America, and stem cell research and protecting Social Security.

Senator Kerry, let me tell you something. There would have been 54 million votes for the Democratic candidate even if there were no Democratic candidate on the ballot. If you and Edwards had decided to chuck it, and I know you wished you could have chucked Edwards before the election, but if you and he had decided to chuck it and taken yourselves off the ballot, that ballot would have still gotten 54 million votes, because those votes weren't for what you said. Those votes weren't for anything. Those votes came from a seething rage, vast majority of them did, anyway, seething rage and hatred, anger, directed at George W. Bush.

So, ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats now think they must save civilization as they know it today. (Laughing.) It's even better than I thought it was going to be, Mr. Snerdley. It's even better. It's getting better every day. I don't know if I can handle all the jocularity here anymore.

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[libs_kma]

"I'd hazzard a guess tht Ms. Pelosi AGREES with a lot of what is posted by the DUmmies.

I think you hit that nail on the head txradioguy! And yes, I think that surgeon did make it too tight around her eyes. It cut off all her brain oxygen!

[FormerACLUmember]

flaming anus shphinter Pelosi = flaming anus sphincter Pelosi

[txradioguy]

Thank you for putting up that picture of Ms. Pelosi. My wife didn't believe me about how her face looked...she saw the pic and died laughing.

[Soul Seeker]

54 million Americans voted for a loser and losing policies.

The face of the new Dem Party? Reid, Kerry, Pelosi, Hillary and possibly Dean? Cool. Civilization is already improving..for us.

[Morgan's Raider]

I wonder if MS. Pelosi has ever read some of the threads at DU? Would she still feel they are worth saving? or just plain worth-less?

Hell, she's probably a co-contributor with Liz Edwards.

[Gibtx]

just move to canada.... all of them ...... just move.... we dont need you .... zero.....of you to stay ..... leave...

[Morgan's Raider]

The face of the new Dem Party? Reid, Kerry, Pelosi, Hillary and possibly Dean?

Might as well be Trotsky, Lenin, Madame Mao, Lady McBeth and Stalin.

[JoJo Gunn]

"Saving Civilization".

[Chad Fairbanks]

Democrats: You have no chance. make your time. Prepare to meet your destruction. All your base are belong to us.

[dvan]

Democrats! All the Presidency belong to US!

[conelrad]

Lord, I thought the Kerry campaign was a joke. They want to keep it running. Are they going to inflict four more years of this on us?

Does anyone have that National Lampoon cover where they said "Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog"?

That'll be their next tactic: vote for us or we kill your dog.

[Valin]

I can think of several words, chuckleheaded, dense, doltish, dull, dumb, duncical, fatheaded, backward, half-witted, retarded; idiotic, imbecilic...
And several more that would get this reply pulled and a strong note from the Viking Kitties.

[eggman]

Yep, they have to save us by redefining morality and truth. They are the party of 1984. Not they year but the book.

[Casaubon]

if you want a less then enlightened read of a democrat who has lost their everlovin mind read this
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

[MissAmericanPie]

Haven't the liberals had unrestrained control since the 60's? Christians were either too wary of stepping on someone else's freedom to sin, or too lazy, or unaware, Christians never really stood up and said no to all the liberal agendas. Christians were "tolerant", and have been tolerant for 40 years waiting for liberals to prove they have a better idea than old fashioned morality.

Now we have 60 million aborted babies, a national debt that can never be paid off in a thousand generations, Social Insecurity, pregnant teens, under educated children existing in a socialist prison systems aka the Public Schools, drug addiction, porn, gay pride, drop outs, stem cell research, generations of entire towns on welfare, PC police, nativity scenes banned from public, Christmas renamed "The Holiday Season", illegal invasion, we have tolerated to the in-th degree.

Now look what happens when the majority of Americans stand up for the first time, for the sake of society, and say no to the nutty idea of men marrying men, and women marrying women, and the temper tantrums are unending, there is a rift, a great divide in American society, eeeEEEKKK. It's the end of the world, fleeeee to Canada the Christians are coming!

All I can say is, grow up or take on off, we won't miss you intolerant liberals for a moment.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

and I'm going to be fighting for that agenda with all of the energy that I have and all the passion I brought to the campaign.

In other words, then: he'll only show up for the first four months; declare himself a wounded hero; and then hightail it back to cushy civilian life, only pausing long enough to brand all his fellow 'Rats as "war criminals, in the spirit of JINjis Kahn." :)