"Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight" - From the Washington Post

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A38130-2004Nov9.html ^

[BritishBulldog]

"Straight male seeks Bush supporter for fair, physical fight," reads a recent posting on Craigslist.org, the popular nationwide bulletin board. "I would like to fight a Bush supporter to vent my anger." A joke? No, says Paul Valerio, 34, a graphic designer from Oakland, Calif., who told us yesterday that he's ready to rumble but hasn't gotten any takers yet. "I'm 6-foot-1 and 236 pounds. I think that's a heavyweight category," he said, then warned all comers: "I can hold my own." Guess all we need now to settle this is a willing red-stater and some airfare."

[Nataku X]

I'm genetically pre-disposed to scalping.

That's the most un-PC statement I've heard in a while! LOL!

[ThinkingMan]

UMmm- He needs a Bronco uniform now! (and boy am I thankful!)

[anniegetyourgun]

Some of us are just a few inches over five feet tall.....

[reagan_fanatic]

This twerp's gonna get his ass kicked so hard he'll have to bend over backwards to sit down.

[shaggy eel]

Hey shaggy do they do this sorta stuff in NZ? :):)

,,, here Blackie, leftie, graphic designer "Paul" would be dragged out of his secretarial armless chair by two lesbian thugs from Department of Courts and escorted to a series of anger management sessions for opening his dominant male abuser mouth.

[valkyrieanne]

Somebody broke the First Rule of Fight Club.

[Right Cal Gal]

Sweetie - don't worry - from my posts at LGF, I'm seeing at least six over there, plus five in my office, plus five more I email on a regular basis.

So that makes....18 of us conservatives in S.F. It's still nice cause we can still all meet at the Starbucks.

By the way, a friend emailed Paul (I'm Not Gay) Valerio, and her email was bounced back as well. My guess is the little brave liberal cave man created an email address just to send one email and then shrank back. So if you're here, Valerio, turn your email back on -- there are PLENTY of takers, you pussy.

[Thrusher]

Strange that he "hasn't gotten any takers yet" with all of us knuckle-dragging, redneck, cracker Neanderthal conservatives around.

[SBprone]

The only thing stupider than picking a fight is picking a fight with a stranger.

[kesg]

Anytime works for me.

[Hat-Trick]

For heaven's sake, I'll fight the Bay area twerp. Three days without my hormones and he'll run like a yelping pup.

There is a grandmother who is always picking up her grandchild at my son's school. Her SUV has a bumpersticker that says:

WARNING: I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

[Chad Fairbanks]

Well, it may be un-PC, but it's true. I'm gonna email the guy and find out how long his hair is, what color it is, and how clean it is, so I can determine whether it will look good on my belt before I agree to this...

[kesg]

He would look great in a Cowboys uniform as well, except that I think he plays Roy Williams' position -- and Roy is probably the only strong safety in the league who hits even harder than John Lynch. :)

[Mamzelle]

Paging Brad Pitt to Fight Club...

My own liberal shirttails are flippin' out, too. Much more than I expected...

[Dashing Dasher]

Krogers58,
Will you marry me?

Dasher
Peninsula dweller

[LibSnubber]

These libs are certainly gluttons for punishment...

I LOVE IT!!!

[Right Cal Gal]

This is who I think it is, isn't it??

[Alia]

Of course this posting is a joke... a graphic designer from the SF Bay Area (Oakland, no less (Gov Moonbeam City)) threatening to beat someone RED AND BLUE? riiight..

[Dashing Dasher]

Caught me!

[mrs tiggywinkle]

I have that saying on a plaque in my kitchen!