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Parody: Zogby predicts Kerry victory....in 2008!
Zogb.s. | 11-10-04 | TitansAFC

Posted on 11/10/2004 8:37:01 AM PST by TitansAFC

Pollster John Zogby has released his first polls for the 2008 Presidential Election campaign and has determined that if the 2008 election were held today, John F. Kerry would win the Presidency with 321 Electoral Votes to 217 Electoral votes for a yet to be named Republican challenger.

For the first time, Zogby will be releasing internals in order to track evolving trends as they might occur. Breakdowns of the most current 2008 poll are as follows:

Presidential preference?:
John F. Kerry: 67%
Other: 33%

Gender?:
Male: 40%
Female: 60%

Ethnicity?:
Arab: 65%
Other: 35%

Bush job approval?:
Perfect, never made an error: 2%
Fair (not satisfied): 20%
Not so good: 10%
Could be better: 30%
Poor: 20%
Terrible: 8%
Worst President ever: 10%

Grouped breakdown of job approval:
Approve (Perfect): 2%
Disapprove (All others): 98%

Early Swing State Polling:
Ohio: Kerry 57-41
Pennsylvania: Kerry 79-20
Florida: Kerry 60-39
Arkansas: Tie
Tennessee: Tie
New Mexico: Kerry 55-45
Arizona: Tie
Texas: Tie
Utah: Unnamed Republican 53-46
Michigan: Kerry 68-27


TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: 2008; kerry; zogby
Just getting a head start on 2008. Enjoy! LOL
1 posted on 11/10/2004 8:37:02 AM PST by TitansAFC
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To: TitansAFC

Kerry's to lose.


2 posted on 11/10/2004 8:38:30 AM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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To: TitansAFC

Zogby proved his democrat leaning bias this election and I surely hope we here at FR don't give him anymore status than that of waste production analyst (trash poop man!)


3 posted on 11/10/2004 8:39:45 AM PST by princess leah (\)
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To: TitansAFC

Excellent!


4 posted on 11/10/2004 8:39:51 AM PST by EllaMinnow (For the first time in over 20 years, I'm not represented by Bob Graham! Go MEL!! Viva Bush!)
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To: TitansAFC

It will be close we know that for sure ...but Kerry will win.


5 posted on 11/10/2004 8:40:19 AM PST by woofie
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To: TitansAFC

What the hell does that mean -- if the 2008 election were held today? Then it wouldn't be 2008, would it? Based upon what opposing candidate -- McCain, Cheney, Ron Silver? Whatever Zogby is smoking these days, he's sure getting his money's worth................


6 posted on 11/10/2004 8:41:22 AM PST by TrebleRebel
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To: TitansAFC

Lame worthless vanity alert.


7 posted on 11/10/2004 8:42:22 AM PST by BCrago66
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To: TitansAFC

And all the undecideds will break for Kerry.


8 posted on 11/10/2004 8:42:47 AM PST by BlackRazor
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To: TitansAFC

Don't worry. There's documents supporting a CBS story that Zogby is really a clever agent of Rove's providing disinformation designed to lull the Democrats into complacency.


9 posted on 11/10/2004 8:42:56 AM PST by An Old Marine
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To: TitansAFC
Hilarious!

I got so sick of all the polls, but now that the election is (DECISIVELY) over, this is funny.

GO TEXANS. :-)

10 posted on 11/10/2004 8:45:11 AM PST by Allegra
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To: geoffreyt
I think a lot of these pollsters have some 'splainin' to do. I have to credit Newsweek (cringing as I do so.)

They actually called it pretty close to the mark.

12 posted on 11/10/2004 8:48:57 AM PST by Allegra
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To: TitansAFC

I will add my prognostications:

1. Yassir Arafag's brother who is a physician in Cairo will succumb to cancer before the end of the month.
2. Yassier Arafag will then "die".
3. Suha will sue to inherit all Yassir Arafag's stolen ("misappropriated" for those of you who don't like sharp-edged words) billions.
4. France will support Suha's claim to the billions (for an undisclosed percentage to be paid to Jake "The Snake" Chirac.)
5. The World Court will rule that Suha is entitled to the $8 to $12 billion estate.
6. John Forbes Kerry divorces Teresa (about ten other names) Heinz Kerry citing "irreconcilable" differences.
7. John Forbes Kerry flies to Paris to take a vacation.
8. John Forbes Kerry meets Suha for dinner.
9. John Forbes Kerry and Suha fly to Las Vegas and are married 3 days later.
10. John Forbes Kerry changes his name to John el Forbes bin Kerry and produces a family tree showing his greatgrandfather was really an Arab citizen of the Ottoman Empire. He ask, "Where do you think I got this nose?"


13 posted on 11/10/2004 12:36:22 PM PST by Lunkhead_01
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