Right! But Bush won't even need Diebold, since he'll have all the Democrats scooped up, processed, made into Soylent Green, and sold to China.
Posted on 11/09/2004 1:35:22 PM PST by Mike Bates
Received this e-mail from another sad specimen. Can these folks not simply deal with it?
How I Stole Your Election by George W. Bush
The first thing I did to steal your election was to make friends with ALL the manufacturers and code-verifyers of the Electronic Voting Machines. They were really nice, especially Diebold who gave me $600,000 for my campaign. Wow, thanks dude!
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Next, I had my attack dog, Karl Rove, convince these companies to either alter the vote totals on the central tabulator machines (simple PCs running windows using Remote Access Server -- RAS), or reprogram (via a downloadable software patch) the voting machines themselves so that they would give the advantage to ME! Isn't America great?!? A little money and some religious zealotry goes a looooong, loooong way. Oh, the religious zealotry thing? That's just a cover. I'm not really a Christian -- or at least I don't act like one. Anyway, I digress.
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Did you ever hear the media complaining about how inaccurate the exit polls were in prior elections? No. That's because they basically ARE accurate. But this election, the exit polls showed Kerry WAY ahead. No problem. My buddies rigged the machines (and all they needed to do was rig it in one state, Ohio, but they took care of at least Florida for me too) not only to make me squeak by in the important battleground states, like Florida and Ohio, but they also made sure that when I did get a state that I was expected to win, the margin was HUGE so that my "popular" vote would make it look like I had a mandate.
So let's recap how the popular vote thing worked again. Let's say we didn't want it to look suspicious by taking states that Kerry really would have won (except for Ohio and Florida, gotta take those! heh heh). So we let him win there, but in order once again to boost the "popular" vote (I put that in quotes because as you know, I'm not REALLY popular), we bring my vote tallies RIGHT UP NEXT to Kerry's, to jack up the "popular" vote as much as possible, even if I didn't win the state.
Then, with states like North Carolina, we know we're going to steal the state anyway (at least according to what the exit polls were telling everyone.... and according to the long, long lines of new voters were telling everyone ... because we all know most of those people were voting for Kerry, not the status quo), so we just jack the crap out of the vote total to REALLY stuff a crapload of "popular" votes in my pocket. You see, this way I can get on the TV and declare that I have a "mandate" and that I'm going to "cash in" on my political "capital" (which I don't really have of course, but we made it look that way).
Here's a nice chart to show you what I mean. Take special note of how the electronic voting machine totals compare to the paper ballot totals. And see what I mean about North Carolina? (Hyperlink deleted so as to not encourage these morons.)
Look folks, if you really want me out of office, first you're going to have to impeach me. But you know what, if you don't have verifiable paper trails at the polls like these folks recommend (Hyperlink deleted so as to not encourage these morons.), and if you don't take these voting machines out of the hands of private companies that are aligned with one end of the political spectrum, then I'm gonna just continue to hose you (and then my brother Jeb will be president too cause we're into this dynasty thing, kind of like my buddies the Saudis... ain't it cool?!?). Also, in 2006, we're going to steal about five more senate seats, and then we'll have the "super-majority". That means the Democrats can't do that confounded fillerbs... fillas.... fillbusters.... CRAP, well, they can't get in the darn way any more and we can pass ANY laws we want about ANYTHING and put whoever we want on the Supreme court. Ha ha, then you're REALLY screwed. So if you don't fix this mess (I mean great system) in two years and have a verifiable voting system nationwide, America is MINE!!!!! (and Jeb's and my daddy's and Cheney's and Rove's... hey, we could even pass a law saying I could be president for FOUR MORE YEARS after 2008! That would be SOOO cool!) Anyway, I digress once again.
Here's one of my favorite sites: (Hyperlink deleted so as to not encourage these morons.)
And that pesky Bev Harris. Man I wish she would go away. If too many of you contribute to her cause, I might just get in trouble so KNOCK IT OFF!!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Fool me once.....", oh CRAP, I forgot again. Well how about this? "This would be a heck of lot easier if this was [grammar incorrect] a dictatorship.... just so long as I'm the dictator. Heh, heh." Well, sorry to say folks, but I got my way. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Bring it on!!!
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"Sincerely" Yours, "President" George W. Bush
P.S. Pass it on! I dare ya.
I believe you can end that sentence after the word "think".
Or one of her kool-aid drinking minions did.
Please, don't confuse them with any facts. They're struggling enough.
Well, if the Lefties want to claim that he wasn't really elected in 2000, I guess he can run again in 2008.
And enjoy the ride! :)
Right! But Bush won't even need Diebold, since he'll have all the Democrats scooped up, processed, made into Soylent Green, and sold to China.
And they say Bush is stupid.
I like that. It will drive them crazy.
Yep, we're smarter than them. Even with all the intelligence that Kerry supposedly had, we still outsmarted them. And will continue to.
I always enjoy how the absence of any compelling evidence about a conspiracy is simply "more" evidence of how effective it is.
These people need to get a life or get a clue. The Electronic Voting Machines had nothing to do with it. It was all about Operation Phoenix.
It's not really him behind the curtain, it's Halliburton.
And maybe Area 51.
I absolutely detest such shameless self-promotion. Especially when they could be going to my web site and sending me money.
Sure, anyone can steal an election- but only a deviant genius can do it without leaving any evidence.
Very, very clever.
Hey, if Bush and Rove are that powerful, then why didn't we win the rest of the Senate seats, all of the governorships, and get a "landslide" to boot? It's just like the WMD lie, if the President would lie about all the reasons to go to war, wouldn't he at least "plant" some WMD's for us to find when we got there??
This election was just for practice. It's the next one that'll finish the coup.
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