Posted on 11/06/2004 11:02:16 PM PST by flushed with pride
Now I know that many of you out there are tempted to call ol' Mikey a 'fat bag of pig vomit' or 'a crack-smoking, glue sniffing, pile of goat sh!t' or some such, but in reality, MM did more for our cause than he could possibly ever know. I'm refering to the fact that whenever this d!ckhead showed his face on tv (when they could fit it all on the screen using a superwide telefoto lens) and puked out lie after lie about GWB, it only served to energize OUR base, not theirs. Much of the post-election analysis has shown this to be the case. A similar scenario occured back in the eighties when the National Organization for Women (or perhaps it was Planned Parenthood) was led by a miserable old hag named Molly Yard, a hard-core Stalinist/leftist whose vitriol and disgust for all things conservative was on full display every time she was in front of the camera (she was an absolute beast of a woman to look at and listen to). But the unintended consequence of MY's acidic persona was that contributions and membership enrollments in conservative political groups increased dramatically EVERY TIME SHE WAS ON TV. I mean --swear to God--they actually tracked this statistically and found it to be true. Her 'negativity ratings' were so high that she had to be replaced immediately, and was sent back to stuffing envelopes and fetching coffee for the comrades. Voters responded to her and Mike's kind like the human body reacts to a jalapeno enema. So, thanks, Mike. And even though it would be sooooo easy, I'll not make fun of your enormous girth or your annoyingly persistent body odor. Because deep down in my compassionate conservative heart, I think you might have done us all one heck of a favor (wink, wink)!
I have no doubt that you are correct. It's a win-win-win situation. Moore makes more cash, Bush wins re-election, Bush-Haters get hours of fun and enjoyment consuming Moore's shoddy products. American Capitalism at work. The only loser in the equation is kerry/edwards, but I'm sure they'll line up some other sort of work without much problem.
Isn't Michael Moron's fifteen minutes of fame over yet?
Edwards would have had to take a pay-cut to be VP and Kerry can continue to conceal his military records. Everybody wins. I had stated in an earlier thread that I thought Kerry was trying to lose the election and I'm still not sure I was wrong. He sure didn't seem terribly upset when he gave the concession speech.
Kerry can go back to windsurfing in Nantucket. Teresa can go back to living her pampered lifestyle. Edwards can go back to sue another doctor. After all, his wife will get treatment soon. Everybody wins < /sarcasm>
He's now working on a treatment of those dastardly villains in (gasp!) THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY!
(Cue harpsichord.)
Yup, ol' fat-ass is finally taking on "Big Pharma." Or, as they're known to most reasonable folks, those guys who cure and treat horrendously crippling illnesses.
Don't say you haven't been warned.
Teresa can also go back to the name she used before her
husband became a serious presidential candidate.
I encourage EVERYONE to go out and buy pharmaceutical stocks!! If MM does for 'big pharma' what he did for the republicans, then there will be some serious coin to be made after the release of his next 'masterpiece'!
I recommend that FREEPERS now devote their full attention and wrath to _MICHAEL MOORE_, as much as the successful guerilla FLIPPER/FLOPPER/FLAPPER dolphin campaign succesfully exposed the fraud of that other candidate. (loved their appearance on MSNBC -haha).
I am suggesting a 24hour/7day a week campaign with not just 1200 video cameras (that MM used to itimidate FL voters), but something on a much LARGER and FREEPER scale. That is, potentially TENS OF THOUSANDS of video and still cameras and audio recorders in HIS FACE to tail this fat-asses every move and eating splurge (all within the legal bounds that he accords himself).
Show MICHAEL MOORE the same blind-siding courtesy that he affords the President or anyone else he can profit off of.(Including that soldier with the blown off limbs). Does he read books UPSIDE down too?
There should be a DAILY Where's Michael Moore thread discussing his wherabouts for all curious FREEPERS. Of course, it would be great to have running TIMERS on all video of him and his FAMILY (and step-daughter) to answer our inquiries of how long MM takes to devour a whooper...or..other.
I am not advocating anything ILLEGAL, but merely suggesting a potential upcoming exclusive FREEPER PRODUCED VIDEO of thousands of home-made clips world-wide to present the MM MAN and exalted DNC Guest of Honor and to provide a PEEK behind this living (fraud) legend to the American public -but with the same EDITING SKILLS that he used in F911.
I also propose that RON SILVER be involved in this project. He said (in F-HYPE911) that given the same latitude in editing a documentary about Michael Moore he could make that lard-boy look ANOREXIC.
I been saying it for days , Moore helped Bush win, BIG TIME.We need to continue to promote that fact . It will eat away at that fat slob the more he hears how his whole plan backfired.
One EXCELLENT IDEA..Bravo..Ok how can we push this to actually happen .I'm in , what can I do ?
If someone followed MM around with a camera, they would immediately notice (aside from the dozen-a-day trips to McDonald's drive-thru in his limo) just what a petty, elitist jerk he really is to common everyday folks. He had a meltdown in London some time back at one of his live stage shows (chewing out the theater crew over some trifling thing and berating the audience) and was booed off stage. There never was a truer *sshole. Although, I gotta admit it would be kinda funny if the camera caught him inhaling several dozen KrispyKremes or drinking a gallon of bacon grease while he thought no one was looking.
The Buckeyes beat Moore's Spartans 32-19. Another feather in the cap.
Those liberals who could actually see through Moore's lies have gained some respect from me. The others remain pure and simple dumb asses.
"The only loser in the equation is kerry/edwards, but I'm sure they'll line up some other sort of work without much problem."
I think I saw Edwards parking cars last night, outside the Treasure Bay Casino, here in Biloxi.
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