Helen Thomas says Bush is afraid of her (ROTFLMAO ALERT!!!)

Red StarTribune ^ | November 7, 2004 | C.J.

[CWOJackson]

"Helen Thomas says Bush is afraid of her"

Or he has a weak stomach.

[Darkwolf377]

God no, just kidding. Helen Thomas is to good looks what FDR is to disco.

[SquirrelKing]

[mlocher]

This nonsense about "illegal war" used to really make me mad, now I just feel vaguely amused by the sheer idiocy of it. But I'm feeling more laid-back about a lot of things since Tuesday-Wednesday...

if it was illegal, we would have been hauled to the international court a long time ago. quite frankly, helen looks like she went through an illegal war....

[etcetera]

Not afraid, the front row seat brings the ugly up too close.

[mlocher]

and all the media is saying that arafat is in a coma...

[texasflower]

Thank goodness. You scared me. I was beginning to be concerned about our healthcare system here.

I thought maybe Kerry was right. (just kidding)

[Keith]

it's amazing that they let this woman walk around when she is off her meds...

[Malleus Dei]

Damn, Helen, you can't tell fear from disgust and nausea.

Retire, please. You're obsolete and in the way.

[texasflower]

That was hilarious!

[maine-iac7]

Technically, she has no reason to hold a White House press pass at all. If it wasn't for the uproar that would that the other reporters would make about it, she'd have been tossed out two or three years ago.

I hope they will yank it this time - She is no longer a reporter and has been allowed to keep coming out of sheer courtesy because of all the years she was there - what was it, about 100? - but the courtesy has been paid in full.

Time for her ugly karma to be gone.

[mlocher]

Why Helen doesn't move to England and work for the Guardian is beyond me.

helen has a problem with the "stiff upper lip" thing. besides what did the uk do to deserve her?

[Mr. Silverback]

"Mr. President, have you stopped beating your wife?"

Yeah, that's a tough, ultraprofessional question.

[King Prout]

Yes, Helen, you fill the President with visceral fear. Why? Have you looked in a mirror lately?

[Malleus Dei]

now she is just the White House cat lady

Damn, you nailed her.

[captmar-vell]

i sat next to helen on plane from DC to Atlanta a few years back

she's just as scary looking in person

[Moconservative]

Would you want see that face in the front row every press conference and then to hear that voice it's like fingernails across a chalkboard.

[King Prout]

I hope she leaves her body to science, so they can try to find out just what the hell went wrong. - Petronski

That, with attribution, is going up on my "great quotes" section

[AirForceMom]

Too funny, has me in tears!

[Malleus Dei]

Why Helen doesn't move to England and work for the Guardian is beyond me.

Because we don't want the Brits to declare war on us.