Helen Thomas says Bush is afraid of her (ROTFLMAO ALERT!!!)

Red StarTribune ^ | November 7, 2004 | C.J.

[GreatOne]

Now that President Bush has won reelection, maybe he'll feel secure enough to restore the First Lady of the Press to her front-row seat.

"No," predicted Helen Thomas on Friday when she keynoted the 9th Annual WomenVenture Conference at the Minneapolis Convention Center. "He's still afraid of me. He can't take my questions. Mine are very simple."

When I asked her how it feels to be the scariest little old lady in America, as far as W. is concerned, she said, "I don't feel anything but sorry for him, if he can't take a tough question. He's the president of the United States."

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Maybe her body odor, or her mouthwash isn't cutting it.

[boldo49]

Another liberal who has become a legend in her own mind

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She has enough wrinkles in her face to hold a 12 hour rainstorm. Also, she has had so many facelifts, that dimple in her chin used to be her bellybutton. When she cries, the tears roll down the back of her head to avoid going down her face. She wasn't hit with an ugly stick, she was beat with the whole tree. When she was born the doctors smacked her Mother and Father. When her dad was born they passed out cigars, when her mom was born they passed out cigarettes, when she was born they just passed out. Just an attempt at some humor, forgive me.

[L.N. Smithee]

Cry me a river, lady. Only a brain in your decrepit cranium could figure s/he can call a sitting President "the worst in history" and keep a plum place at the front of the line.

Have a happy four years, Helen!

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I wonder if she is related to Lynn stewart, the blind sheik's mouthpiece, I think I see a little resemblence, or is it they are just 2 old liberal crones.

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Hell, If I was running for President and someone told me I would have to see Helen Thomas frequently at the press briefings, I would have declined the nomination.

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Very funny, lmfao

[fatima]

Helen has to come up with a good question and maybe she will be move to the front-back row press have good questions too.

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Well if you really feel that way, your going to be really broken up when you get to my postings.But maybe you are right, I will aim higher, I won't say anymore about her face and her looks, I will only knock her twisted liberal brain, see i can compromise.

[onyx]

Apparently the old beast doesn't realize she's too hard on the eyes to be seated in the front row!

Her questions are not tough, they're repetitious and smarmy.

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She should be taken out, period.

[onyx]

Oh please.
Nobody has tied you to this thread.
If you're offended, move on.

As for her looks... she's been under the surgeon's knife, so knock it off with the sanctimony.

[skinkinthegrass]

Helen Thomas says Bush is afraid of her...These people have reaaaaly lost it.

No, Helen, Its your body odor after you've taken ALL YOUR MEDS. ...have a nice day. :)

[fivekid]

I knew I should Not have clicked on this thread.

Man the EYE doctor is costing me a fortune.......LOL

[hershey]

She hasn't asked an intelligent question in years, and what she does ask is couched in insulting language. Isn't it amazing that when Liberals lose it's the end of the world, but win or lose, conservatives are supposed to sit down and shut up?

[skinkinthegrass]

Just an attempt at some humor, forgive me.

...her "Living Bra" died...it committed suicide. :))

[gortklattu]

==I hope she leaves her body to science, so they can try to find out just what the hell went wrong.==

Helen Thomas surely refutes Darwin's claims that a species improves itself as it lives.

[dfwgator]

and all the media is saying that arafat is in a coma...

He still has more brain activity than Helen.

[sheik yerbouty]

Some people have turned to stone looking at her..

[lainde]

bttt