Posted on 11/06/2004 1:26:22 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

YAMOUSSOUKRO (Reuters) - Loud explosions and gunfire rocked Ivory Coast's capital Yamoussoukro on Saturday and flames could be seen rising from the presidential palace grounds where government helicopter gunships are based, witnesses said. "We are being attacked by the French," said an Ivorian solider by phone from inside the palace grounds.
Another army source in the base said the flames were coming from Mi-24 helicopter gunships. He said three were based there but did not say how many were ablaze.
I wonder when teh French will surrender?
Did Chirac get UN approval for this unprovoked, vicious attack on a sovereign nation? Hmmm?
Did they get a UN permission slip for this action?
Now there's a phrase that hasn't been uttered in years.
The French --- Centre of the Axis of Evil --- did NOT get permission. N'est pas?
Anybody have more details? Superficially, the French seem to be backing the Muslim rebels against the Christian central government.
It can't last long, they're so out of practice at attacking with anything other than words. Now, SURRENDERING- that's their strong suit!
Unilateralist capitalistic pigs attack these poor people for oil! Where is kerry to decry this wrong war athe wrong place at the wrong time? Where is jimma to condemn this violence?
Did France ask permission ffrom the EU?
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS:
[taunting]
LAUNCELOT:
Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR:
No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE:
Sir! I have a plan, sir.
(me..that last guy must be Kerry)!!!
Did Kofi announce that this was an illegal attack yet????
Hey guy's, I've got a joke:
"We are being attacked by the French," said an Ivorian solider by phone from inside the palace grounds.
http://www.patriot-paradox.com
I think the French are fighting on the side of the Muslim guerrillas. That probably means Kofi will love it.
France starts another Vietnam and is bogged down at war!
Where is the leftwing outrage? Hello? moveon? demorats? anyone?

Leave us alone or we will taunt you a second time.
We build this giant wooden poodle...
http://www.patriot-paradox.com/
Now the Ivory Coast will have to buy new airplanes and helicopters from France.
For those streesed about the election of Dubya and can't get into Canada, there are probably some openings for human sheilds.
KNIGHTS:
Charge!
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
FRENCH GUARD:
And this one's for your dad!
ARTHUR:
Run away!
KNIGHTS:
Run away!
FRENCH GUARD:
Thppppt!
FRENCH GUARDS:
[taunting]
LAUNCELOT:
Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
ARTHUR:
No, no. No, no.
BEDEVERE:
Sir! I have a plan, sir.
Bedevere===Kerry
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