Why Kerry didn't make it in "Middle America"

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[B4Ranch]

Senator Kerry, Don't pretend to know what you are talking about when the subject is strange to you.

Hunting, cattle ranching, ethics

[Ptarmigan]

He is a snobby and condescending Eastern Establishment blueblood.

[Hexenhammer]

"Now, can I have my dog back?"

I saw the punchline coming a mile away and it still made me laugh.

Thank you.

[smonk]

---He is a snobby and condescending Eastern Establishment blueblood.---

bingo.

[DainBramage]

I liked the one about city slicker that stopped and asked the farmer

If he could get some honey from his honey suckles and the farmer said "sure"

The kid came back with ten jars of honey , then asked if he could get some butter from his butter cups and the farmer said "sure".

The kid came back with 50 lbs of honey.

But when the kids asked "are those pussywillows over there?"

The farmer stood up and said..."let me get my hat".

[blitzgig]

"He is a snobby and condescending Eastern Establishment blueblood."

Amen!

[Recovering_Democrat]

Because he is a fake. And another thing: I heard precious little from the LameStream Media about how:

John Edwards was a massive lightweight on the issues. AND

how John Kerry (or any Democrat) could not win the Presidency unless he carried the state of Missouri.

Consider, if the VP for the Republicans were like Edwards--read "Dan Quayle", the press would be all over him. And we did hear all the time how the Republican candidate ABSOLUTELY HAD TO CARRY OHIO. Not a word on sKerry's inadequacy to carry the one state Democrats always have to Kerry: Missouri.

[soycd]

Let's start with Kerry being a lying, cheating, two-faced, dishonest leftist and a general snob and go from there.

[7.62 x 51mm]

LOLOLOL! Cornbread muffin all over the darned place!

[spodefly]

BTTT

[dagoofyfoot]

Kerry being a lying, cheating, two-faced, dishonest leftist..


You forgot traitorous backstabber!

[concerned about politics]

Now, can I have my dog back.

LOL. Excellent.

[Sacajaweau]

Excellent!!! (And I'm a girl....with a sense of humor)

[mconners]

Cornbread muffin all over the darned place!

MMMMM... keyboard muffin....

[Danae]

ROTFLMAO~~~!!!!!!!!!
Pizza all over the monitor!
Thanks I needed the laugh!!!

[God luvs America]

Once I heard kerri talking about how the best times of his childhood were riding on a John Deere, cutting the lawn and thinking.

I was almost 41-years old before I got my FIRST lawn tractor...previous to that it was the old push-motor mowers until they crapped out...he has no clue or ability to indentify with middle America or the middle class for that matter!!!

[beyond the sea]

Why Kerry didn't make it in "Middle America"

Because he doesn't fall down, or he doesn't know how to fall down without blaming his falling on others and calling them nasty expletives.

I firmly believe he lost the election the day he called the Secret Service guy a 'Son of a B*tch'.

Kerry is a humorless jerk who can count the number of his real friends on much less than one hand! Good riddance.

[risk]

I thought "doggie" for a brief moment before catching the joke.

[B4Ranch]

>>I firmly believe he lost the election the day he called the Secret Service guy a 'Son of a B*tch'.<<

Funny how some things just stick in your mind, isn't it? What would he have done if the SS agent had pulled his weapon out and unloaded it saying, "Cover your own dumb butt from now own. You aren't worth dying for."

[beyond the sea]

Funny how some things just stick in your mind, isn't it? What would he have done if the SS agent had pulled his weapon out and unloaded it saying, "Cover your own dumb butt from now own. You aren't worth dying for."

ROFL!