Posted on 11/05/2004 7:04:50 PM PST by Joe Taranto
Get rid of that jerk, tell him that a wise man will appear inside the crater at Mt St Helens in a BIG cloud of smoke. I can collect the lard runoff and sell it to McDonalds. I'll be rich!
I think this is an excellent idea. MM thrives on attention. Good or bad, it's his stock in trade. I pledge never to post or comment on a thread about him again.
Wonderful, wonderful X 17!!!
Lemme guess. Krispy Kreme just announce the new "Baker's Dozen and a Half" package just for you, you disgusting fatbody.
Re # 7: Obviously a Left Coast person, who also doesn't follow football,and has no sense of sports history or connotation.
Ohio State and Mich NEVER play this early in the year. It is always the last game of the year. He means Mich St but by alientating them, he has just lost all of Lansing and East Lansing.
Ay, nice! Here are another 17 zings for Michelin Man Moore.
1. Teresa Heinz won't EVER be able to.
2. Blame the fraud, 2 in 3 of us don't call ourselves liberals.
3. In time, given a little responsibility, they'll be budding conservatives.
4. Most Americans know the economy is improving and that we're winning the war on terror.
5. We're prepared for another of Senator Byrd's legendary fillibuster marathons.
6. If the east coast libs want to drive to visit their west coast pals, they have to pass through "red country".
7. Go Ohio!
8. Don't expect the Democrats' inflammatory fear-mongering to keep working for 12 more Presidential elections. By 2050, we'll be electing the second black female Republican President.
9. ...not to mention fewer baby showers.
10. A warm welcome to Cynthia McKinney. Her imbecilic tiraids will help the GOP welcome more black voters.
11. The big mooch who married ketchup won't be flying in Airforce One.
12. Something we can ALL agree on!
13. The Republicans increased their seats in both houses of Congress.
14. Remember, Mike, he's not a Democrat.
15. Again, Mike, he's not a Democrat.
16. First, the Democrats have to stop fumbling.
17. Thank the "Anyone but Bush" campaign touting a candidate who can thank a commie billionaire, your 90 minute hit peice and a press corp who neglected to ask him anything about the most liberal voting record in the Senate. And lastly, if John F. Kennedy was a liberal, then brother Ted is a Maoist.
Michael Moore has one good reason to slit his wrists: He's Michael Moore.
Of course, I hope everyone realizes that it's now a certainty that "Fahrenheit 9/11" will win the next Oscar for Best Picture. The Hollywood Left won't be satisfied with merely snubbing "The Passion"; they'll want to give their highest award to Moore as their childish way of saying "screw you" to Bush and the people who returned him to office.
That's funny, I was going to post on my website the 17 reasons they should slit their wrists.
One reason Michael Moore should not slit his wrists...I own stock in Krispy Kreme!
Moore's still in the first stage of depression...denial.
Where do I get this software?
who is this moore guy?
did he serve in vietnam or something?
I don't know. I don't have the software. This is a repost of a repost but a very good idea.
You got it and I didn't make it (although he is cut of the same cloth as Axis Sally & Lord Haw Haw).
"“Over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed ‘The #1 Liberal in the Senate,’” said Moore, who also stressed that “more people voted for Kerry than Reagan.” "
The dumbass and the rest of the Koolaid drinkers still do not get it. They spent four years fomenting hatred and vitriol against the President. They turned the world on us in exchange for power. They took every single alliance we had and collapsed it. They lied to the American people and the world because their candidate in 2000 could not win his home state.
What happened this election was not about Kerry. It was about Bush. The people voted for Bush because they believed that our President had the moral conviction to do what is right for America. Those that voted against Bush, did so because they believed the lies of people like Moore.
Now they ask for healing. Yeah, right. Bush has a mandate. Bush will push that mandate through and if the lefty do not like it, then they should feel free to move to Canada.
ok rant off.
Moore criticizes the president’s “vacationing” in several points, and says that if he does “decide to show up to work” that one of two scenarios will take place.Beg your pardon, Mikey. You be a bit cornfused. It was YOUR BOY Kerry that suffers from "Lack of Attendance Syndrome", having MISSED 76% of the Senate votes in his 20 year span there.
Talk about a welfare recipient!
“Over 55 million Americans voted for the candidate dubbed ‘The #1 Liberal in the Senate,’” said Moore, who also stressed that “more people voted for Kerry than Reagan.”Oh, did REAGAN run against Kerry? It was those 58 MILLION+ votes for Bush is why Kerry lost, Mikey.
The Bush-Cheney ticket received more votes than any other U.S. Presidential ticket in our history.
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