[RKV]

Q:"What are the best things in life, Conan?"
A:"To defeat your enemies in battle and to hear the lamentations of their women."
Heh.

[Jonah Hex]

Today, Arnold might say:

Q:"What are the best things in life, Arnold?"

A:"To defeat your enemies in battle and to hear the lamentations of their girlymen. Shut up, Maria."

:-)

[Fellow Traveler]

Q:"What are the best things in life, Conan?"
A:"To defeat your enemies in battle and to hear the lamentations of their metrosexuals."
HA

[texson66]

Let amend that quote...

Q:"What are the best things in life, Conan?"

A:"To defeat your enemies in battle and to hear the lamentations of their women and girly-men."