[presidio9]

Words fail me. I'm overcome.

[dennisw]

The posted keywords are brutal on this one. LOL!

[Rollee]

What's the longest thing in the world? Toilet paper. It streches all the way from the roll to Uranus!

[Gritty]

The first part of his/her column really got my hopes up. I thought he/she was really going to fulfill his/her promise and leave to torment some other country.

Alas, he/she is like all the rest of these crazy leftists - full of crack-pipe dreams and bullshiite. They really have no intention of leaving. Most any other country in the world would either lock them up and throw away the keys or line them up on chopping blocks. Like spoiled brats, they just throw endless tantrums and threaten to hold their breath until they die.

So, regrettably, I guess we are stuck with their squeals of outrage and continuing attempts to deconstruct our Constitution while they take advantage of our bottomess (sic) tolerance for another four more years....

[NYC GOP Chick]

Get over here and revel in Miss Morford's agony! :D

[NYC GOP Chick]

After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists and enlightened activists as possible, considering.

And we supposedly had more of the youth vote and the disenfranchised single-female vote and the "Daily Show" vote and the Eminem vote and the celebrity vote and the humanitarian vote and the antiwar vote and the gay vote and the pro-choice vote and the Howard Stern vote and the immigrant vote, and still the dragon just sneered and hacked up another fireball of bogus fear and evangelical Christian self-righteousness and torched our glimmering sword of juicy hope into a smoking cinder.

And yet you still lost. LOL!

[najida]

OK, why don't we show our magnanimosity and each by a Lib a one way ticket out of the country. It would be very nice to live without them.

[RichInOC]

Oh, no, they didn't actually use that title.

Oh, yeah, they did.

Markie, Markie, Markie...I knew you were not going to take this well, and praise God, you did not disappoint me. God bless you, and God bless the copy editor who wrote that headline.

[finnman69]

http://poynteronline.org/content/content_view.asp?id=39527

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

That said, the overwhelming majority of my mail is wonderfully positive and incredibly supportive. For the Morning Fix newsletter, even more so, as it's very intimate and personality driven. I have amazing readers. Incredibly passionate. And I get a lot of mail. Only a fraction is hate mail. But man, is it ever bilious.

[mississippi red-neck]

make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast

Mom always said you are what you eat.

[mafree]

The title is soooo typically Morford- looking for space up somebody's as*

[TenaciousZ]

we supposedly had more of the youth vote and the disenfranchised single-female vote and the "Daily Show" vote and the Eminem vote and the celebrity vote and the humanitarian vote and the antiwar vote and the gay vote and the pro-choice vote and the Howard Stern vote and the immigrant vote

Well, you never managed to have the WE THE PEOPLE vote.

[TexasCajun]

I love it!

We WON!

That makes all liberals LOSERS!!

LOSERS!!!

[Admin Moderator]

Stop spamming Keywords. Thank you.