[presidio9]

Words fail me. I'm overcome.

[MarcoPolo]

Given the overwhelming obsession with sex, profanity and Godlessness this vile man exhibits, I am profoundly disgusted that any major news outlet in this country would let him on staff. He is a foul wretch, and it scares the heck out of me to think that such morally bankrupt, openly hedonistic and Godless people live in this country and openly espouse such views.

God save us, because even after a serious defeat such as they just endured this kind of people never, NEVER give up. They come back, with a vengeance. It might be four years, or ten or twenty, or maybe even fifty, but they always do, and rarely are the good people as motivated and ready to fight back then as these wicked people are to fight them. God save us; they'll be back.

[mountaineer]

make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast

STDs will do that to a person.

[presidio9]

Morford Ping (it's getting better all the time...)

[trashcanbred]

You cannot leave. You cannot drop the armor now. Why? Because you are needed, more than ever. You are mandatory to keep the energy flowing, the karmic vibrator buzzing...

How can these guys be out of touch with middle America with statements like this???

[dirtboy]

Hello, Uranus? Got Any Room?

I thought I'd never see the most popular bathhouse pickup line used as a headline in a major paper.

[TheForceOfOne]

Reading his article gave me a vision of someone stabbing his or her forehead with a fork repeatedly and yet complaining about the pain.

[socialismisinsidious]

I wish that they would stop threatening and actually do it!

[Arnold Zephel]

I have alway considered myself a Christian, but in no way would I call myself a "charismatic". So, when it came to demonic possession and the like, I would call myself a skeptic to say the least. After reading this "vomit", I may have to change my thinking on demonic possession. This guys disdain for all that is righteous is obviously spiritual in nature. How else could anyone contain such hatred and vile for a descent and compassionate man like George Bush? I mean I think President is too meek at times. I had disdain for Bill Clinton, but never to this degree.

[Bikers4Bush]

You said you'd leave so leave you self righteous prick.

[Enterprise]

"If Bush somehow snags another election, if the unthinkable comes to pass and the Dubya neocon nightmare refuses to end, well, that's it. I'm outta here."

Well, buh bye. And don't let the door hit URANUS on the way out.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Of course if Morford can't make it to Uranus...any anus will do.

[rapture-me]

Done. Over. Gone. Moving away. To Canada. Or France. Latvia. Uranus. Anywhere, really, that doesn't have Bush as leader and that doesn't make me openly ashamed to be a citizen and that doesn't make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast in my own happily divisive country every damn day including Sunday.

Sound to me like he has his head up his own anus.

[jslade]

Where's the love?

[Darksheare]

He sounds fairly.. er..
How WOULD one say that he sounds like his mind has been squeezed like a lime, it's angst sweetening the heady taste of victory?
But in less words and with more 'UNNNGH!'?
Ah yes..
"HAH - hah!"

[Sophocles]

If 80,000 voters in Ohio had voted the other way, some of us might be writing something nearly as melancholy and desperate as this.

But there really is a difference, I believe. First, there is comfort in acknowledging the enduring princinples of right and wrong that are not made up as we go along... comfort that these liberals cannot enjoy. Second, those who do have faith in God, tend to see things from a worldview that rises above human efforts. Third, we believe that truth (not intellectualism or elitism) is what is missing from the other side, and we are confident that truth will ultimately prevail. We don't say that the other side is "dumb," we say that the other side just doesn't seem to understand the long term consequences of their elitist and socialistic and humanistic preferences.

So in the end, I see this article, and its author, as pathetic. And I thank God for those 80,000 voters in Ohio who made the difference.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Typical leftist with a defeatist attitude.

[B Knotts]

It seemed like a completely serious column for a while, but she just had to work in the "karmic vibrator."

It would be nice if some of the kooks that inhabit San Francisco would move to Canada, or France. Aside from the extreme goofiness of the population, S.F.'s a great place.

[The Great RJ]

Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.

[kc2theline]

“to keep the progressive and lucid half of the nation breathing and healthy and awake "
Um, which “half” of the nation is MM referring to? I see a lot of red on the election map and have a special karmic vibrator for his wedding cake topping he can slice on Uranus.

[Clintons Are White Trash]

Too funny not to bookmark