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Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"
So. Florida.com ^
| 11-4-04
Posted on 11/04/2004 3:55:13 PM PST by veronica
Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.
The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.
"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?
"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?
"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."
TOPICS: Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bushcountry; bushcountry2004; bushcountryii; bushwins; civilwar2; civilwarii; culturewar; democracy; liberalbigot; moby; mobydickless; mobydidyouvote; mobyisthatyou; mobysmarchingmorons; secession; shutupandjustshutup; waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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To: veronica
A while back, the crackpot environmental crowd wet their pants over a novel called
ECOTOPIA, the story of an ideal nation formed from what had been northern California, Oregon and Washington state. Not surprisingly, the holy sacrament of this la-la land was abortion.
To: afnamvet
yeah, let's split Moby into 4 pieces: 3 tiny ones (brain, talent, manhood) and one big fat one (ego)
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posted on
11/04/2004 4:17:38 PM PST
by
puppetz
To: So Cal Rocket
Yeah, but unfortunately, your state has that deeply infected abcess, also known as The Bay Area, that has caused a nasty, spreading infection. If you don't kill it soon, your whole state will succumb.
To: veronica
America to Moby, just move your whiney a$$ to Canada, France or Syria. Take your little whiney socialist and elite whiney fascist like $oreA$$ with you.
84
posted on
11/04/2004 4:18:18 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(FNC/ABCNNBCBS & the MSM fishwraps are the Rathering Fraudcasters of America!)
To: Senator Pardek
Northeastistan (Capital - Taxatron) and Pacificstan (Capital - Sodom) would embrace the European way, then they would get attacked / Surrender, and be asking Redstateistan to save their butts.
85
posted on
11/04/2004 4:19:45 PM PST
by
Wooly
To: dfwgator
sure no problem you have 48 hours of food in the store best stock up moby
86
posted on
11/04/2004 4:20:15 PM PST
by
ezo4
To: Fintan
Seeing the bong, I would like to see a bong made of a Klein bottle and watch them go crazy trying to load and smoke it.
87
posted on
11/04/2004 4:20:30 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Dan Rather called Saddam "Mister President and President Bush "bush")
To: veronica
Why don't you move to Moronistan, Moby? You could be President for Life.
To: veronica
No, Moby. We'll tell you where you can live, and what you can do. We keep Kullyfohnia. You leftists would turn it into Mexifornistan overnight.
89
posted on
11/04/2004 4:21:45 PM PST
by
johnb838
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!)
To: So Cal Rocket
Thanks for reminding everyone that there is an awful lot of Red in most Blue States. Delete Detroit, Philadelphia, New York City, Seattle, Portland, and Milwaukee from their respective states, and MI, PA, NY, WA. OR, and WI are Red in a big way.
Maybe these cities should secede and become city-states. Then again, who would pay the Welfare checks and taxes?
90
posted on
11/04/2004 4:21:59 PM PST
by
Shqipo
(The gloves are on and the corners are empty.)
To: SampleMan
From what I've seen of Oregonestonia, their defenses consist primarily of tie-dyed hemp products and lots of hot coffee.
To: veronica; Behind Liberal Lines; The Mayor; ctdonath2
Maybe he should remember that there were only 5 counties / areas of New York State that are blue zones: Tompkins County (Ithaca / Cornell), the Cities of Buffalo, Syracuse, Rochester and New York, and one little-ass county in the ADK's.
So outside of NYC and 4 counties, NY is RED ZONE!
92
posted on
11/04/2004 4:22:43 PM PST
by
t_skoz
("let me be who I am - let me kick out the jams!")
To: Moconservative
Well, I say Bob Beckel ought to spend five-to-ten years in prison for sedition and defamation. How's he like that?
93
posted on
11/04/2004 4:23:33 PM PST
by
johnb838
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!)
To: 537cant be wrong; Aeronaut; bassmaner; chilepepper; Cutterjohnmhb; Diva Betsy Ross; Flyer; ...
Rock and Roll PING! email Weegee to get on/off this list (or grab it yourself to PING the rest)
"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?
This "democracy" thing just isn't working out for the communists.
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posted on
11/04/2004 4:23:44 PM PST
by
weegee
(Zogbyism will forever more be the term for a leftist media snowjob designed to sway public opinion.)
To: Timesink; martin_fierro; reformed_democrat; Loyalist; =Intervention=; PianoMan; GOPJ; ...
Media PING since Moby did his best to send us many trolls to discourage the conservative vote.
95
posted on
11/04/2004 4:24:53 PM PST
by
weegee
(Zogbyism will forever more be the term for a leftist media snowjob designed to sway public opinion.)
To: John Valentine
OK, here we go, we divide Moby into three countries: Knee down: Toejamistan Knee to neck: Stenchistan Neck up: MoronistanROTFLMAO!
96
posted on
11/04/2004 4:24:58 PM PST
by
afnamvet
(Tuy Hoa AB RVN 68-69 Jet Noise...The Sound of Freedom!)
To: afnamvet
97
posted on
11/04/2004 4:25:16 PM PST
by
RinaseaofDs
(The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.)
To: veronica
98
posted on
11/04/2004 4:25:24 PM PST
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: elizabetty
"Jackassistan,Assinineia,Kissmya$$istan,Stenchistan,Moronistan"
LOL! I am crying as I try to type this.Thanks to all you FREEPERS for my daily laugh.
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posted on
11/04/2004 4:25:52 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: veronica
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