Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"

So. Florida.com ^ | 11-4-04

[Ludicrous]

Upstate NY is a tough place to be for Republicans.

Watching Rangel win in a landslide...

... Hillary ... shudder

It's embarassing really.

[t_skoz]

Do you know where to get a map like that of New York State? County by County, it's quite similar. I'd say that more counites voted for Bush than CA, but of course they are outweighted by all of NYC.

Thanks in advance, if you can help me out!

[afnamvet]

yeah, let's split Moby into 4 pieces: 3 tiny ones (brain, talent, manhood) and one big fat one (ego)

Moby=No talent,no brain,no chance

[Fledermaus]

Can we herd all these moronic liberals into Los Angeles and pull a Lex Luthor on them? Superman is dead so we could pull it off. /crass

[infidel29]

I suggest instead, AMERICA, The Union of Union Unions (NEast) and "Prance" (Ca, Or, And Wa)

[ken5050]

What's a "Moby?"

[xzins]

The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.

Actually, that isn't true.

If you look at a red/blue map, you'll discover that most counties in New York and California voted for Bush.

[Bommer]

I have even a better idea. Split Mobys bald head with a Lizzy Borden ax!

[Ludicrous]

Mexi-Californistan will be awfully dry when Redstateistan implodes the Hoover Dam.

[crazyhorse691]

Go easy on Oregon. There are 36 counties in the state and I believe 30 of them went Bush. And I am not going to move because my county is infested with Rats. We also have the second highest per capita of solders in Iraq. Do not condemn a whole state because of a few traitorous, socialistic, amoral twits.

[orangelobster]

moby lives down the street from me. I expect to spot him walking around in a Henry V outfit now that he has become delusional and fancies himself as the king of nyc and feels free to speak for everyone in the northeast. While the journalists breathlessly quote his majesty's delusional rants, to people in the neighborhood he is just another delusional bald guy.

He has some good songs so he's o.k. if you tune out his ranting.

[dfwgator]

Why don't you move to Moronistan, Moby? You could be President for Life.

Moronica for Morons.

[King Prout]

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?

Sure, Moby.
Be our guest... You and yours: leave.

But WE keep the real estate!

[databoss]

Color Moby from Generation Waauugh! (as in waauugh I'm taking my ball and going home) they think America is "divided" and "on the wrong track" and want an anarchial style "revolution" to right things. What they need to do is roll up their sleeves, dig in and really reform the Democratic Party from the ground up with solid core values, instead of a loose bundle of splinter self indulgent factions, then maybe people will back them. Of course at that point they would simply be Republicans....

[mystery-ak]

Hey Moby...look at the red/blue map....there's more of us than you....I suggest you all leave...

[Radix]

Never noticed Protestwarrior.com before which is on that sign. Is that a good site or a bad site?

[Zionist Conspirator]

Do Ah heah, Ah say do Ah heah, uh descendant o' the venerable Herman Melville advocatin' secession, suh?

Looks like the Essex Junto is back! (Obscure American history reference.)

[muir_redwoods]

I live in CT and, NO! I don't want to be separated from the good people of Ohio, South Carolina or Nebraska. I am an American and this is how we decide who runs the country. We all vote and the winner is the president. I suffered through the Kennedy/Johnson/Carter/Bubba nonsense without talking secession. All you have to do is live freely under the enlightened administration of a real American like W and shut up about secession. You guys tried to ruin the country with Kerry and failed now don't try to ruin it with secession

[Grampa Dave]

Moby did his best to send us many trolls to discourage the conservative vote.

Many are still here and still playing the role of Walk on the Water Super Patriot Conservatives who hate GW more than our new trolls do.

We ferreted out a lot of them embedded in the woodwork for 4 years or more.

[weegee]

Let the record stand that as we approach Civil War II, "Moby" Dick (a.k.a. Richard Melville Hall) has called for a separatist secession from America.