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Suha Arafat: Yasser is not dead, not in a coma
news.jpost.com ^ | Nov. 4, 2004 1:09 | Updated Nov. 5, 2004 0:03 | KHALED ABU TOAMEH

Posted on 11/04/2004 3:20:15 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican

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To: RedBloodedAmerican

He can't die until they can figure out a way to get the money out of his Swiss bank account:

http://worldtribune.com/worldtribune/breaking_10.html


41 posted on 11/04/2004 4:14:50 PM PST by milford421
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To: Chuckster

Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of arafats.

Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Owner: I got a kerry slug.

(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

Owner: Nnnnot really, all it says iss that it has a plan.

Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?

Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)



42 posted on 11/04/2004 4:23:06 PM PST by four more in O 4 (God Bless George Bush and God Bless YOU.)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
"He is in grave [condition]..." The guy might be absolutely right. Isn't same day interment a standard moslem practice?
43 posted on 11/04/2004 4:25:22 PM PST by GSlob
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To: EggsAckley

"So puzzling."
Must be from old habit, so that even when lying would be to one's disadvantage, they would still lie, not knowing how to do anything else.


44 posted on 11/04/2004 4:29:48 PM PST by GSlob
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

The Doctor came to see Mrs Carrot and told her that sonny got run over by a truck........ the good news is he's still alive.

The bad news is he'll always be a vegetable.


45 posted on 11/04/2004 4:31:45 PM PST by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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46 posted on 11/04/2004 4:35:42 PM PST by EternalVigilance
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I don't think it's denial. Once someone dies their accounts are frozen.

I think Suha is making a few with drawls.

47 posted on 11/04/2004 4:37:33 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Dear Santa, I am sorry about Donner but one deer looks pretty much like another in the forest......)
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To: milford421
If thats money used to fund terrorism, why haven't we frozen the account?
48 posted on 11/04/2004 4:38:59 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

To paraphrase Bruce Springsteen, maybe if they poke him with a stick, he'll get up and run.


49 posted on 11/04/2004 4:40:08 PM PST by SampleMan ("Yes I am drunk, very drunk. But you madam are ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober." WSC)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

I don't know...

I agree it should be.


50 posted on 11/04/2004 4:40:42 PM PST by milford421
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

I seriously doubt that Arafat's money is in a US Bank.


51 posted on 11/04/2004 4:44:04 PM PST by Chuckster (Neca eos omnes. Deus suos agnoset)
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To: milford421

cant we hire a team of about 10 or so hackers to find the account? :)


52 posted on 11/04/2004 4:44:21 PM PST by isom35
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To: RedBloodedAmerican; Ladysmith
said that her husband was not clinically dead

LOL, reminds me of Miracle Max!

Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.

Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya : What's that?

Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Uncannily appropriate, huh?

53 posted on 11/04/2004 4:53:03 PM PST by Ready4Freddy (Carpe Sharpei !)
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To: Chuckster

Doesnt need to be.


54 posted on 11/04/2004 5:15:14 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: My2Cents
He's pushing up daisies, he has shuffled off this mortal coil.

Yasser is an EX-TERRORIST!
55 posted on 11/04/2004 5:30:04 PM PST by TerriHaute
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

"The Palestinian leadership is in constant contact with the French medical team "

Is he dead yet?

No.

Is he dead yet?

No.

Is he dead yet?

No.

Is he dead now?

No.

How about now?

No.

Now?

No.


56 posted on 11/04/2004 5:55:46 PM PST by monkeyshine
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To: RedBloodedAmerican

Wow, Yasser's taking the election news very hard. He should log in to the DU support forum.


57 posted on 11/04/2004 6:58:50 PM PST by TheMole
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
Suha's spokesman addresses reporters outside the hospital. "Do not pay any attention to the embalmers. They are no where near here. The Chairman is just very sleepy. He will be back in the gym in no time."

[Off mike: "Dust off the resume, Ahmed, we need a new gig again"]

58 posted on 11/04/2004 8:29:11 PM PST by FredZarguna (Ready now thy pajamas. For the Dark Queen begins to gather all evil things unto herself.)
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To: FredZarguna

LOL So thats where Bob is!


59 posted on 11/04/2004 8:32:20 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: K1avg

Nothing personal but that Monty Python stuff is so lame. One drawback of FR is having to endure repeated postings of it. All of it. I've seen that stupid "pining for the fjords" at least five times to day. All in relation to Arafat.


60 posted on 11/04/2004 8:47:01 PM PST by dennisw (Gd - against Amelek for all generations.)
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