Posted on 11/04/2004 3:20:15 PM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
He can't die until they can figure out a way to get the money out of his Swiss bank account:
http://worldtribune.com/worldtribune/breaking_10.html
Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of arafats.
Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.
Owner: I got a kerry slug.
(pause)
Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?
Owner: Nnnnot really, all it says iss that it has a plan.
Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet)
"So puzzling."
Must be from old habit, so that even when lying would be to one's disadvantage, they would still lie, not knowing how to do anything else.
The Doctor came to see Mrs Carrot and told her that sonny got run over by a truck........ the good news is he's still alive.
The bad news is he'll always be a vegetable.
I think Suha is making a few with drawls.
To paraphrase Bruce Springsteen, maybe if they poke him with a stick, he'll get up and run.
I don't know...
I agree it should be.
I seriously doubt that Arafat's money is in a US Bank.
cant we hire a team of about 10 or so hackers to find the account? :)
LOL, reminds me of Miracle Max!
Miracle Max : He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya : He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya : What's that?
Miracle Max : Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Uncannily appropriate, huh?
Doesnt need to be.
"The Palestinian leadership is in constant contact with the French medical team "
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead yet?
No.
Is he dead now?
No.
How about now?
No.
Now?
No.
Wow, Yasser's taking the election news very hard. He should log in to the DU support forum.
[Off mike: "Dust off the resume, Ahmed, we need a new gig again"]
LOL So thats where Bob is!
Nothing personal but that Monty Python stuff is so lame. One drawback of FR is having to endure repeated postings of it. All of it. I've seen that stupid "pining for the fjords" at least five times to day. All in relation to Arafat.
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