Posted on 11/04/2004 6:38:13 AM PST by logic101.net
SAVE A DESPONDENT LIBERAL
After much thought I have realized that given the ‘shock and awe’ nature of John Kerry’s resounding defeat, liberals should be placed on a suicide watch. First came the exit polls showing a Kerry landslide, then a poll came out showing Kerry with over 300 electoral votes. Then the votes began to be counted which dashed all their hopes and dreams. Some have found a way to vent their frustration as the 200 anti-war protesters did in Shitcago (yes, that IS how I spell it; I’m a truck driver!) last night. These liberals will probably recover. However, I am sure there are many more that are clueless as to how to deal with this situation. Ok, yes I know they are all clueless as far as reality is concerned, but this is a special situation.
I believe it is our duty as loyal Americans to be gracious in our victory and reach out to our despondent socialist brothers to let them know there is still hope for them. I tried this approach last night at work with 2 of my liberal co-workers.
I walked up to each and told them it isn’t the end of the world, there is hope. Then I told them that if they really needed to have socialized health care, obscene tax rates, a stagnant economy, radical gun bans, and a weak military; they can always go to Canada.
So folks, do your patriotic duty today and save a liberal. Heck, you might even be able to convince him or her to move to the Socialist Utopia of Canada. They will be happy there, and we won’t have to listen to them whine about our Capitalistic system, so we’ll be happy too!
Mark A Sity
They can't even do that - Canada's telling them they'll have to wait a least a year before they can move in. Maybe the Canucks have decided they dopn't need any more liberals.
Well, there's always Cuba, North Korea, France,...
Okay, think about it.
These people voted for a man who used three band aids to get out of 2/3s of his tour of duty in Vietnam. Who left his crew "in country" when he came home. Who lied about his record in Vietnam. Who slandered the entire US Armed Forces. Who was probably an agent of Hanoi during the peace talks. Who was DA in the notoriously soft on crime state of Massachusetts. Who continuously voted to gut intelligence gathering and weapons systems acquisitions. Who conducted a treasonous parallel foreign policy with the USSR and the Sandinistas.
This is just a small part of his record, available to everybody.
You think there is help for people who would have voted for Kerry?
I did address some of that; it is ignorance. Imagine you didn't have the internet, that you didn't have AM radio, that you didn't have Fox News. Imagine that your only source of news was Peter Jennings. That is where the problem is; we have to remove the inertia from the main-line press. If we appear hostile to the "duped", they will dig their heals in like we did this election. I want to show them the light and convert them!
Yes, I agree 100 % about Kerry. I cheered the night before the election when a caller to WLS(D) in Shitcago actually used the "t" word; treason! But that is the problem; these sheeple are NOT getting the full story. I think many can be converted if we don't get snotty. We won big BECAUSE they got snotty, it got 99.9995% of our base to the polls. I do not want to see the 0ther side get that in '08 when Hitlery runs! I want that bitch blown out of the water!
Mark A Sity
Someone should nail Soros to the top of a telephone pole by his privates and pour hot lead in his butt until his nose touches the ground. But that's just me :)
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