Posted on 11/04/2004 6:38:13 AM PST by logic101.net
SAVE A DESPONDENT LIBERAL
After much thought I have realized that given the ‘shock and awe’ nature of John Kerry’s resounding defeat, liberals should be placed on a suicide watch. First came the exit polls showing a Kerry landslide, then a poll came out showing Kerry with over 300 electoral votes. Then the votes began to be counted which dashed all their hopes and dreams. Some have found a way to vent their frustration as the 200 anti-war protesters did in Shitcago (yes, that IS how I spell it; I’m a truck driver!) last night. These liberals will probably recover. However, I am sure there are many more that are clueless as to how to deal with this situation. Ok, yes I know they are all clueless as far as reality is concerned, but this is a special situation.
I believe it is our duty as loyal Americans to be gracious in our victory and reach out to our despondent socialist brothers to let them know there is still hope for them. I tried this approach last night at work with 2 of my liberal co-workers.
I walked up to each and told them it isn’t the end of the world, there is hope. Then I told them that if they really needed to have socialized health care, obscene tax rates, a stagnant economy, radical gun bans, and a weak military; they can always go to Canada.
So folks, do your patriotic duty today and save a liberal. Heck, you might even be able to convince him or her to move to the Socialist Utopia of Canada. They will be happy there, and we won’t have to listen to them whine about our Capitalistic system, so we’ll be happy too!
Mark A Sity
Why? Who cares?
Has George Soros taken his vows and shaved his head yet?
My daddy always said: "When you have your boot-heel on the head of a rattler, you don't let it up".
most libs i know are angry and more towards threatening to harm the president rather than themselves. I think they need to get a hurt put on them, so to speak.
No, I don't think so! These morons have been hammering our President and his supporters for years! I'm not feeling the least bit charitable at the moment. I would like to revel in rubbing their noses in it for at least 6 months! Maybe longer!!
Have we been drafted yet? I'm headed to Canada as soon as the draft starts. Keep me posted, eh?
No!
They way liberals have been behaving, I worry for the Presidents safety. I wish they would all move to Canada.
When your opponant is staggering on the ropes is not the time to stop slugging.
I'm just dying to get over there and read the lamantations and down-right nastiness as they kill and eat their own.
I too, am worried for the President. I was watching Democrat 'Sasha' on FNC this morning, with her eyes rolling back in her head.
She was calling all Bush voteres 'Evangelicals' as if it was an insult. I truly believe they are mentally ill.
I did address the idea of them moving to Canada and would be quite happy if they all did so! Heck, their Socialist Utopia is already made for them up there and they wouldn't need to destroy our society then!
But folks, keep in mind my post was intended to be humourious; and the 2 libs I talked to were NOT happy with what I told them!
Also, keep in mind that most people who vote for the lib candidates really don't know what they are voting for, they are the duped! The little chat I outlined is intended to irritate (in a seemingly nice and caring way) and get them to realize what the Dems stand for!
Those of you who are complaining that they have been unfair to the President; I agree 100%. But, in order to get them to start thinking about what Kerry and the Dems really stand for it has to be brought out carefully. I want to undermine the Lib base by getting the left wing voters to really think about what and who they have been voting for!
Sincerely,
Mark A Sity
JUMP!
Pray for W and Our Troops
Save them? Why on earth would we want to do that? I say send them a 10-foot length of rope and a rickety chair.
If I were wealthy, I'd be mailing every Kerry supporter I knew or knew of a small bottle of decent rum and a cheap (but reliable) pistol with a single bullet.
Ok guys, I am detecting way too much hostility from the WINNING side here! We won! We won despite the main-line press giving the population an almost 24/7 dose of anti-Bush propiganda for 4 yrs. We won despite Hollywood and the "boss" of mumble (can anyone understand what he thinks is singing? I can't). We won despite the anti-war nut jobs. We won despite slanted coverage of the war. We won despite Ossama been-ludin's (think Qualudes here) threat against the blue states. We won despite George Soros. We won despite campaign finance "reform". We won despite the public schools. We won against all odds!
Do I feel hostility towards the above mentioned groups? Heck yes! But, most of the Kerry voters were just brainwashed and CAN be saved. Many of the Bush voters were brainwashed at one time too; but were shown the light. I was fortunate to be born free, despite a liberal mother. Most of us were molded into liberalism at an early age.
Yes, I do flip off any vehicle on the road with a Kerry bumper sticker, and yes, on Holloween I didn't allow our daughter to go up to any house with a Kerry yard sign. And yes, when she went to a Bush house, I had her not only say thank you for the candy, but also say thanks for supporting Bush!
But much of that was pre-election (ok the Holloween stuff anyway). I reserve my true hostility for the leaders who have been a part of the brain washing. I reserve it for the main-line press, Hollywood (who said they were political experts anyway?), for so-called stars who have anointed themselves as political gurus, for Billionaires who got that way by manipulating the markets and destroying the wealth of others to make a few extra million. I also reserve my hostility for those who supported the enemy with "protest" marches (those sheeple are too far gone to be saved and actually were the ones who made it necessary to go into Iraq since they gave Sadam aid and comfort).
Let us not make the same mistake that the left has made. Let us not push away potential allies. The reason our side turned out in such large numbers was BECAUSE of the hateful hype on the left. Let us not get arrogant and make the same mistake. We have an opportunity to convert many of those who have been fooled. The key is to unlock their minds and make them think for a change! Those that are too far gone, ok, fine; send them the gun and bullets - but show some class and at least send them Burbon rather than rum! If you do feel the need to send rum, at least have the minimum of decency to make it Bacardi 151! Someone's last drink should be a good one.
Mark A Sity
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