Posted on 11/03/2004 11:03:53 AM PST by oldtimer2
Freepers, here is some good advise for all of us.
White House Steps
By Jay D. Homnick
Published 11/3/2004 12:07:05 AM
Henny Youngman said that he considered becoming an atheist but he had to give it up because they have no holidays. And that's the way it is with you and me in politics; we keep saying that we want to opt out of the whole mess, who needs all these lies and distortions, nothing really changes,
Then an election comes along. Suddenly we're reading all the small print in the newspaper and clicking the remote back and forth from one cable news channel to another and yelling at the TV and putting stupid bumper stickers on our car.
Let's get real: hello, I'm Jay, and I'm a politicoholic. This is a cunning and baffling disease over which I have no control. I had four years of abstinence (rousing cheer in the background), but recently I have gone into relapse for sixty days. With the help of all of my wonderful friends in this fellowship, I believe that I can regain my abstinence one day at a time. So if you don't mind, please allow me to unburden myself about all my secret delights of the last sixty days. Was this a wacky political season or what?
The Democrat campaign strategy went something like this: "We probably should have done something a little different at some point in Iraq which we would have figured out if we had been given the chance because after all we're much smarter than you guys since we have advanced degrees in various ologies and we have vastly more tolerance for people with tongue studs which reminds us that, ha ha ha, Dick Cheney's daughter is a Lesbian."
(Excerpt) Read more at spectator.org ...
I will be here for you. If you find yourself backsliding, e-mail me and I will talk you out of what you are thinking of doing.
Thanks! LOLOLOLOL
Priceless.
This is a MUST READ.
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