[presidio9]

I have been waiting four years for her to write this column. This is one that I'll actually read. With glee.

[wideawake]

No comments yet from Ted Rall or Michael Moore?

[CzarNicky]

Colon-knotting.

Interesting choice of terms for missy Morford.

[austinaero]

GAWD-no WONDER the pharmaceutical companies love the Dems!!!

Talk about a doper baby!

[Melinda]

Laughable rubbish! And they still wonder why they can't win?????? Hellllooooo!!!!!

[Another-MA-Conservative]

Does this qualify as "the lamentations of their women"? Sure sounds like it to me.

Oh joy, oh joy.

[proud American in Canada]

"I have been waiting four years for her to write this column. This is one that I'll actually read. With glee"

LOL!

I like this line: "apparently another completely tortuous and entirely knotted presidential election"

"Apparently," yes if you listen to CNN, but not in reality.

[COBOL2Java]

I have been waiting four years for her to write this column.

Mark Morford is a she? Who knew!

Oh well, this IS San Francisco.

[over3Owithabrain]

maybe a few luminous transcendental deities that look remarkably like Jenna Jameson

Is buttboy going straight??

[Brett66]

Which is, well, simply staggering. Mind-blowing. Odd. Gut-wrenching. Colon-knotting. Eyeball-gouging

ROFLMAO! I knew he'd be thinking of his colon.

[COBOL2Java]

Better put some ice on it, sweetheart...

[grobdriver]

please don't let it all embarrass us on an international level all over again

BWAHAHAHAhahahaha! ! ! !
Who gives a Rat's rear end?

[arkady_renko]

Oh dear God

Too late to invoke God's name, Mark. Unless you are calling upon your god Molech, the deity of infant sacrifice.

A_R

[Dr Snide]

I think today may be the best day in my life. With the exception of course of my children being born although it does feel that way (really tired but extremely happy and satisfied) My wife is going to yell at me no because she had it so much worse when are children were born. Whine, whine, whine

[JOAT]

schadenfreude \SHAHD-n-froy-duh\, noun: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of others.

Heh heh heh.

[hope]

Suicide watch in the blue states?

[Maceman]

For tens of millions of us, it is simply unconscionable that we could possibly be led for another four years by a small and spoiled little man who has very little real idea what he's doing and even less of how the hell he got there.

Suck it up, woosie! We had to suffer through EIGHT years of Clinton. What makes you think you should get off with only FOUR years of suffering now?

[cspackler]

Ahh, the king (queen?) of the run-on sentence is back. Sounds like it's time for another "sabbatical".

[COBOL2Java]

Does this mean we get to take over the moveon.org domain?

[Joe Brower]

Hey, Markie, you can always do the honorable thing:

Kill yourself.

Same goes for Ted Rall, Michael Moore, and the rest of your immoral socialist cadre.

[doug from upland]

Colon-knotting ----- that is what you picture when you think about Moford.