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Top Ten Administration Moves
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| November 3, 2004
| Jim Noble
Posted on 11/03/2004 5:26:32 AM PST by Jim Noble
1. Designate Michael Moore an enemy combatant, send him to Guantanamo.
2. Patriot Act II-confiscate library cards of all Kerry voters.
3. Screw ANWAR, we're drilling in Malibu.
4. Send an assault weapon to every male over age 16 in red states-we're going to need 'em sooner or later.
5. Chief Justice Antonin Scalia
6. Nuke Fallujah
7. Reassign Norm Mineta to Mary Berry's job on the Civil Righhts Commission
8. Accept Rumsfeld's resignation-Jeff Head new SecDef
9. Accept Powell's resignation-Rumsfeld new Secretary of State
10. Deport Alec Baldwin-FINALLY.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: osamayomama
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:26:33 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
To: Jim Noble
3. Screw ANWAR, we're drilling in Malibu.
Martha's Vineyard.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:27:24 AM PST
by
Fenris6
(3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
To: Jim Noble
hahaha.. thanks i needed a good laugh..
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:28:20 AM PST
by
Just Dan
To: Jim Noble
To: Jim Noble
Don't forget Condi, I might ask her to be Sec of State.
Also, I think we should initiate impeachment proceedings against the judges who push same sex marriage.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:29:19 AM PST
by
ConservativeBamaFan
(We know too much, and are convinced of too little. -T.S. Elliot (for some, it's just the opposite!)
To: Jim Noble
Get rid of Powell immediately!
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:30:02 AM PST
by
Tennessean4Bush
(An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds, a pessimist fears this is true.)
To: Jim Noble
Hi Jim, I know it is tempting to do so, and I do find it funny, hilarious, and fitting to such delusional tree-huggers, but you know, you are not another Singapore and Bush is not allowed to act Lee Kwan Yew. So pray that they leave for "greener" (or should I say acorched? ;)) pastures.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:30:43 AM PST
by
NZerFromHK
(Controversially right-wing by NZ standards: unashamedly pro-conservative-America)
To: Jim Noble
Clean house at the State Department and the CIA. We cannot fight 2 wars!
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:31:11 AM PST
by
Tennessean4Bush
(An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds, a pessimist fears this is true.)
To: Jim Noble
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:31:40 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(sparrows are underrated)
To: Jim Noble
Reassign Norm Mineta to Mary Berry's job on Lock the doors and fumigate the Civil Rights Commission
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:32:42 AM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Jim Noble
Remember! Moore could feed a family of six for ten years!
To: sodpoodle
Jim Noble in 2008 POTUSI have my sights set on Surgeon General of the first Jim Robinson administration...
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:37:53 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
To: Jim Noble
#? Identify Dem Senators up for reelection two years from now and begin to marginalize them and frame the debate against their reelection.
#? Identify all potential Dem presidential candidates and begin to marginalize them and frame the debate against their election.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:43:32 AM PST
by
gov_bean_ counter
(If it talks like a liberal, votes like a liberal and spends like a liberal, it's a liberal.)
To: Jim Noble
I have no suggestions to change your Top Ten list because it's perfect! I especially like
Screw ANWAR, we're drilling in Malibu. LOL!
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:47:23 AM PST
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: gov_bean_ counter
My post on this subject from 5:49 AM
here.
My top 3: Cantwell, Stabenow, and Kent Conrad
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:47:55 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
To: gov_bean_ counter
Identify all potential Dem presidential candidates and begin to marginalize them and frame the debate against their electionThere's only one Dem to worry about.
I agree, she has to be made to sleep with one eye open (politically, of course)-starting tonight.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:49:42 AM PST
by
Jim Noble
(FR Iraq policy debate begins 11/3/04. Pass the word.)
To: Tennessean4Bush
Clean house at the State Department and the CIA. We cannot fight 2 wars! Hmmmmmmmmm................very interesting
That would require all new intel committees in the Senate and House for sure.
Also,........at the National Archives......
and all universities......etc.
A very BIG job.
But,...............a very interesting idea.
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:59:20 AM PST
by
maestro
To: Tennessean4Bush
Make absolutely sure that Bush gets HIS people in to the senior staff positions in the administration. Did we ever get rid of a lot of the Clinton holdovers there?
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:03:11 AM PST
by
Warhammer
(Kerry is a liar...If he was Pinochio he would be leaving boogers on the moon.)
To: Jim Noble
ll. Tell Tommy Thompson to start looking for another job.
12. Let our Distinguished Secretary of State retire and ask him to take the National Security Advisor with him.
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posted on
11/03/2004 6:24:51 AM PST
by
JesseHousman
(Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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