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To: British chick

Most important that they use the SH to post for a while;the dragon blew fire,shakes the sand,nigh knew she cried and brother laughed.

Septar necturly passed she lips on a lawn of golden jewels;Tip of the EarthX passes And She bled'




Couldn't they just talk like 'normal' people??

Okay jihadis, you blow your dragons and shake your jewels...

Just know that the eagle flies at midnight when the Americans are talking in their diamond encrusted shoes which lie next to the Secret Victoria underwear we have readied for your heads with Remington and Winchester.

Oh, also... The falcon is holding the pig's juice as the pickled pigs' feet we carry in our purses will rain on your parade.

So there!


791 posted on 11/05/2004 6:29:18 AM PST by Velveeta
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To: Velveeta

That was funny!


793 posted on 11/05/2004 6:39:34 AM PST by Tilly (I'm not paid to be stressed!!!)
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To: Velveeta

Well said! :)


794 posted on 11/05/2004 6:40:35 AM PST by Mrs. Xtrmst (All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing. --Edmund Burke)
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To: Velveeta

ROTHLOL! I wonder how long it would take them to figure out what you said :D)


796 posted on 11/05/2004 7:01:12 AM PST by DAVEY CROCKETT (Character exalts Liberty and Freedom, Righteous exalts a Nation.)
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To: Velveeta
That was absolutely hilarious.
799 posted on 11/05/2004 7:16:44 AM PST by knak (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
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To: Velveeta

" pickled pigs' feet we carry in our purses"

ROFLOL! Pretty soon someone will invent handcream with liverwurst as a personal deterrent.


820 posted on 11/05/2004 7:59:50 AM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG...)
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To: Velveeta

Too good......lol.

Was going to reply in kind, but haven't had nearly enough coffee.

Please set decoder rings to H5.


891 posted on 11/05/2004 10:08:33 AM PST by kimmie7 (Thanks be to God for His goodness.)
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To: Velveeta
...dragon blew fire,shakes the sand,nigh knew she cried and brother laughed.

My interpretation:

dragon blew fire (they are on drugs)

shakes the sand (they were out of toilet paper)

nigh knew she cried (they miss their sheep)

and brother laughed (he can see they are idiots without brains of their own)

1,007 posted on 11/05/2004 5:47:46 PM PST by MamaDearest (With God all things are possible!)
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To: Velveeta

"Couldn't they just talk like 'normal' people??"

Probably but then they wouldn't have any fun...


1,241 posted on 11/06/2004 1:31:21 AM PST by Teri0811
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To: Velveeta

"Okay jihadis, you blow your dragons and shake your jewels...

Just know that the eagle flies at midnight when the Americans are talking in their diamond encrusted shoes which lie next to the Secret Victoria underwear we have readied for your heads with Remington and Winchester.

Oh, also... The falcon is holding the pig's juice as the pickled pigs' feet we carry in our purses will rain on your parade."

LMAO!


1,242 posted on 11/06/2004 1:33:14 AM PST by Teri0811
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