[MamaDearest]

...dragon blew fire,shakes the sand,nigh knew she cried and brother laughed.

My interpretation:

dragon blew fire (they are on drugs)

shakes the sand (they were out of toilet paper)

nigh knew she cried (they miss their sheep)

and brother laughed (he can see they are idiots without brains of their own)

[Cindy]

I'll have to second that translation...after I stop laughing.

[Oorang]

Well your interpretation makes more sense than mine MamaD.

[Velveeta]

ROFL! By George, I think you've got it.