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This is good for a laugh: Some of DU's "facts"

ONE MORE TIME: STOLEN AGAIN -- HERE ARE FACTS -- USE THEM!
Posted by politmuse1
Added to homepage Wed Nov 03rd 2004, 01:20 AM ET

I tried earlier, and no one wanted to believe it. Maybe now you do? *THE FIX IS IN.*

If we're afraid to call it as is, there's no chance we'll ever see democracy or a Democrat elected in this country every again. PLEASE WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES.

Here are some facts:

(1) All exit polls had Kerry ahead in in FL and OH.

(Gee, too bad we actually go by real voting in this country)

(2) All Democrats were completely confident, based (I'm sure) on internal polls. Kennedy said Kerry won. He was sure. So was the DNC chair, who referred to Kerry as president-elect.

(And Bush's people were of course all over themselves saying that they were going to lose)

(3) Canadian TV (CTV) said it will be an early landslide (their word) for Kerry. They had inside information.

(Well, if Canadian TV says so! Why did we even bother voting?)

(4) Exit polls have always been correct -- until they pulled Florida away from Gore, and Bush took power by force. Since then no exit poll has ever been any good. Coincidence?

(Then maybe you should be trying to figure out why exit polls aren't working anymore.)

(5) In the midterm elections, the VERY SAME thing happened as tonight. Polls nationwide favored Democrats, and then the GOP won every state -- and the exit polls vanished!!! Pollsters had never been so wrong. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME MACHINES WERE USED.

(Again with the polls. Maybe you should find some better pollsters.)

(6) We all know who owns the Diebold (Diabolical) voting machines. And it ain't the Democrats.

(Yes, an inanimate object was biased against you because it was build by a republian)

(5) Every historical predictor pointed to a Kerry victory: the large turnout, Bush's approval ratings, the economy, and the fact that he consistently polled under 50 or even 48%. No president had ever won with such low numbers.

(Except for that little northeastern senators don't win thing)

And then magically everything reversed itself and Bush wins. Do you guys believe this is for real?

(Yes, magic. Anything except actually admitting that more people voted for Bush)