Ketchup boy: You voted or Bush? Why?
ketchup girl: You said you were going to tax our overseas operations.
Ketchup boy: Not ours, everyone elses, but not Heinz.
Posted on 11/02/2004 10:59:29 AM PST by newsgatherer
Ketchup boy: You voted or Bush? Why?
ketchup girl: You said you were going to tax our overseas operations.
Ketchup boy: Not ours, everyone elses, but not Heinz.
Damn, mother, you've been into the white raisins again or what?
You can't be pregnant. I know you can't! Can you?
"I'm going to definitely need an intern!"
John and Teraaayyyyzzzaaa Kerry react to the news that poll watchers will be allowed to monitor Ohio polls.
Election results from Guam are in, The President won 2 to 1.
Guam Election Commission
PRESIDENTIAL RACE
• George W. Bush 17,264
• John Kerry 9,540
• Ralph Nader 153
• Campagna Badnarik 53
... Full Results
At least I still have my money bag.
All those millions I WASTED on you...
Now now honey I think there is more where that came from...
What are you worth again?
pspspsssppspsss...
Oh thanks, I really needed something to give me a smile through all that BOTOX.
You may buy me whatever you wish, from the list I gave you, to soothe my shattered soul.
"John, your jacket is really starting to smell bad."
Just by reading the body language .. they already know they are not going to win.
As Rush has been pointing out this morning, the pollsters are beginning to change their numbers. Bush is getting 51 or better .. Kerry is getting 47-48. And .. I saw OH has Bush at 58-59 and Kerry at 46-47 .. but just a few days ago IT WAS TOO CLOSE TO CALL. Good grief.
Rush said that these pollsters are now fessing up what the real numbers are .. why? .. because they want to be credible for the next election.
"Just a few more steps, John...
I told you not to say "bring it on" around Dick Cheney...
Will have that foot out of your butt in no time."
Mr. Heinz-Married: Tuhrayzuh, voting with the common people makes me sick to my stomach.
Mrs. Heinz: Then you should've sent in an absentee ballot like I did. Plus, get your hands off me.
"Just a few more steps, John...
I told you not to say "bring it on" around Dick Cheney...
Will have that foot out of your butt in no time."
"I swear to you, John, if you EVER try to silence me again, you'll be cutoff faster than Duane Bobbit"
Shalom.
"I don't understand what went wrong. I put every position out there that anyone could want. We tried to divide and conquer by inventing two Americans. I even ate hotdogs and dressed up like a hunter for crying out loud.
The main stream media was solidly behind me. For three years they preached our talking points. And CBS did a great job with the fake news we planted. We even had Osama make an October surprise speech.
We promised them everything. We even promised that crippled people would walk. Nothing worked. James Carville is right, the people voting for Bush, the majority of the American people, must be the dumbest people in America."
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