CLINTONS SEND BACK $14,000 BIKE TO LENO (would break US Senate rules)

Contact Music ^ | 11/01/04

[good_fight]

It's probably an six-thousand dollar bike -- I know, I know, but they do exist -- that, when someone called and said "Jay Leno wants a quote on the finest tandem bike you have", a sharp bike store owner "upgraded" on the spot.

[planekT]

...I bought a bike two years ago. The first one I had since I was a kid in the 1940's. I paid $100 for it and its a 21-speed. I am simply amazed at what I got. What in God's name does $14,000 buy..??..!...

If you're still riding a bike at your age, more power to you.

But to answer your question, what does $14,000.00 buy, I'd say that's about a year's supply of haircuts and manicures for Senator Kerry.

[Chode]

God knows the Slick Willies can't afford to buy one on their own... EVERYTHING is GIVEN to them!!!

[BlessedBeGod]

The Clintons being honest? Did they get religion or something?

[Jay Howard Smith]

If you're still riding a bike at your age, more power to you.

I am not old. I am chronologically challenged..!

[Ann Archy]

Leno has shwed his hideous liberal colors, and his wife, Mavis, shows how classless she is for not supporting Bush. Mavis wanted the Afghan women free to do the things that Bush and our military have allowed them to do!

Hey Lenos....go stuff yourselves.

[river rat]

Actually, it would kill Bill if he attempted to peddle Hillary's lard ass around town on a bike...


But then again, whose to know she hasn't been peddling her ass all over town, anyway?

Semper Fi

[skip_intro]

You know, Jay, that $14,000 would have fed a lot of hungry children, or even found the cure for AIDS.

Opps, never mind. I forgot he's a Democrat so the guilt stuff doesn't apply.

[planekT]

I am not old. I am chronologically challenged..!


Ha! So is that viagra any good? I was thinkin about gettin me some...

[Rockpile]

$14,000 ??? What, does this thing have hot and cold running cocaine dispensers?

[kempo]

I'll bet they sent it back C.O.D.

[toupsie]

Do you blame Bill? Would you want to be in close proximity Hillary?

[4MORE-YEARS]

"Do you blame Bill? Would you want to be in close proximity Hillary?"

Heeheehee...

[Nathan Zachary]

Leno is a multi milionare, he can afford anything, so sending a 14,000 get well gift isn't what suprizes me, it's the brown-nosing that does.
That, is disgusting, I thought Leno had a little more pride than that. His days of making me laugh are over, except for times I may laugh AT him.
What is it with these people with big large heads and chins? too much preasure on the brain?

[television is just wrong]

These people are simply way overpaid, and they ask stupid questions to boot.

[deport]

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE GAS FOR THE SECOND RIDER.

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LOL...... Yep best to mount up first and get the front saddle.

[finnigan2]

A tandem bicycle?
If this was supposed to be for Slick and Thunder Thighs to go cycling around the Hamptons on, then Leno has a far more subtle sense of humor than I could have ever given him credit for. For the paparazzi to have caught a pic of those two wheezing up and down hill with her hanging on the back would have made the two of them a laughing stock with the American public in perpetuity.

[libs_kma]

"Actually, it would kill Bill if he attempted to peddle Hillary's lard ass around town on a bike...

I wonder if her bike riding attire is a pantsuit, or if she wears fruity shorts like John Francois Kerry

[deport]

This one cranks out at some $12,000 top end.....

[solo gringo]

Leno loves to kiss clinton A$$ he is a true blue brown nose.